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Get ready for a bone-chilling episode of We Won't Finish This Podcast, the ultimate writers' room where we pitch wild movie ideas that will never hit the big screen! In this Halloween Spooktacular, hosts Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage unleash three spine-tingling, fake horror movie pitches that will haunt your imagination. From cursed objects to demonic footage and ghostly workplace woes, each story is packed with creepy twists, hilarious banter, and just the right amount of spooky chaos. Perfect for horror fans and movie lovers, this episode is a scream-worthy ride you won’t want to miss!  #HalloweenPodcast #HorrorMovies #FakeMovies #SpookySeason 

0:06 - Introduction to the Spooktacular
Dive into the eerie fun as we kick off our Halloween Triple Feature Spooktacular! Join our hosts as they set the stage for a frightful writers' room, where each pitches a unique horror movie idea that’s equal parts terrifying and absurd. Expect plenty of laughs, spooky vibes, and interactive chaos as we invite listeners to shape these cinematic nightmares via live stream comments.  

1:55 - Story 1: Glimpse of Hell 1
Buckle up for a meta-horror masterpiece! Glimpse of Hell 1 follows Drake Mallorie, a desperate filmmaker whose pitch for a stoner horror flick about a cursed yellow Bic lighter flops hard. But when he stumbles upon a mysterious X-ray camera that captures footage of a hellish wasteland—and a creepy, slimy demon—the world spirals into chaos. As the footage spreads, audiences are haunted, possessed, and craving more. Will this cursed camera unleash hell on Earth? Find out in this chilling tale of demonic obsession and Hollywood desperation. 
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31:42 - Story 2: The Haunted Manor
Get ready for a horror-comedy gem! The Haunted Manor introduces Terry, a ghost stuck in a dead-end job at a rundown haunted house, complete with ghost rent and a beat-up Pinto. Struggling to scare anyone and facing eviction, Terry teams up with paranormal enthusiast Garrett to boost his spooky game. This hilarious tale of ghostly woes and workplace drama is a scream! 
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1:04:50 - Story 3: The Cursed Fedora
Prepare for a chilling cautionary tale! In The Cursed Fedora, Glenn, a washed-up gamer, buys a mysterious fedora from Magnifique's Otherworldly Oddities during a fall festival. When he wears it, he becomes an unstoppable gaming god—but at a horrifying cost. As his body transforms into something grotesque and his life crumbles, Glenn must confront the truth: is the fedora cursed, or is his gaming obsession to blame? This creepy, darkly funny story will leave you questioning every lucky charm. 
#CursedObject #GamingHorror #SpookyThriller  

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This is Part 3 of the "Swords and Lords" saga—start with Episode #25 for the full adventure! 

Dive into the chaotic, dice-rolling world of our tabletop-inspired podcast, where Spaceman the human archer, Zeebz the claustrophobic dwarf, Savage the half-elf wizard, and their loyal lion Patches battle ninja goblins, face a cloud-swimming sea monster, and stumble through a magical mirror portal in their quest to defeat Lord Kull. With a painfully cursed hat, a glowing shield, and plenty of hilarious banter, this episode is packed with random twists and epic fails. Will they breach Lord Kull’s castle, or be trapped in a sorcerer’s enchanted manor? Subscribe and hit the bell for more "Swords and Lords"!

0:00 - Intro & Recap: Welcome to Part 3, centaurs and companions
1:36 - Dwarven Village Trap: Centaurs fall into a pit, goblins attack
6:33 - City in the Clouds: Reaching a snobbish sky city
8:20 - Sea Monster Encounter: A cloudy pier disaster
12:42 - Mermaid Rescue: Negotiating an escape from the clouds
15:09 - Level Up & Village: New skills and helping a farmer
18:16 - Demon Akhtung: Facing a formidable foe
22:58 - Lord Kull’s Castle: Failing to break in
29:32 - Magical Manor: Transported to a sorcerer’s house
35:27 - Cliffhanger & Wrap-Up: Banter and plans for the next episode

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Dive back into the epic Jumanji-style adventure in part two of our multi-part series, "Swords and Lords: Chapter Two" (Episode #26). If you haven’t listened to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One," pause now and start there to catch up on the action! Join our intrepid trio: Zeebz the dwarf barbarian, Spaceman the human archer, and Savage the half-elf mage/Game Master as they navigate a fantastical tabletop RPG world created by Savage. Armed with epic weapons, a teenage Simba-like lion companion, and a newly acquired gargoyle ally, the party faces perilous encounters, from werewolves to giant birds’ nests, all while thwarting the schemes of the villainous Lord Kull. Expect thrilling battles, hilarious banter, and unexpected twists as the group journeys toward an inevitable showdown. Follow us on social media at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod for updates, and tune in for part three to see how the adventure unfolds! Available on YouTube and all major podcast platforms.

0:02 - 0:27: Intro and urgent reminder to listen to Episode #25, "Swords and Lords: Chapter One." Quick recap of the Jumanji-style RPG, characters and Zeebz dunce cap for dying in part one.
2:26 - 4:40: The party adventures with a lion companion, epic weapons, and a spell book. They’ve defeated Lord Kulls mercenary Otho, and are exploring a Pangaea-like world.
7:29 - 12:56: Werewolf encounter: The party battles an 8-foot werewolf, wounding it with arrows and axes. The lion is injured, but they kill the beast, level up to 6, and gain a werewolf pelt.
14:16 - 17:39: The party climbs a giant bird’s nest to heal the lion with eggshells, narrowly escaping the mother bird. They find a mysterious amulet behind a waterfall.
19:04 - 20:45: Bandits demand the amulet on a bridge, but a ward spell traps half of them, scaring off the rest. The amulet is revealed as a key to an inaccessible area.
23:24 - 27:21: At a stone keep, the party animates gargoyles, gaining one as a companion. Negotiations with the gargoyle king fail, and they escape his attack with minor injuries.
31:27 - 33:42: Encounter with Grelda, Lord Kull's witch. Spaceman’s arrow forces her to flee, leaving healing ingredients. The party learns the bow needs giant spider silk for a proper fix.
34:26 - 36:30: The gargoyle teaches a temporary stone-skin spell, leveling the party to 7. The amulet creates an invisible bridge to cross a river, but it fails, washing them downstream.
36:48 - 40:46: Washed to a snowy mountain, the party meets centaurs who agree to guide them to Lord Kull's castle. The episode ends with the party, now with centaur and gargoyle allies, pausing in the mountains. 

Stay Tuned for Chapter Three!

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Join the chaos of We Won't Finish This Podcast: The Writer Room, where movies are born but never finished! In our 25th episode, Savage pitches Swords and Lords, a Jumanji-inspired "choose your own adventure" movie. Three friends—Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage—plan a fishing trip but get sucked into a magical board game after a storm leads them to a creepy shop. As a dwarf barbarian, human archer, and half-elf wizard, they battle giant fish, a crab monster, and mercenaries in a fantasy world ruled by the evil Lord Kull. With their loyal lion cub, Patches, epic loot, and dice rolls dictating their fate, the trio’s adventure spirals into hilarious mayhem. Will they survive? Will Zeebz escape his cursed hat? Tune in for part one of this epic!

Why You’ll Love This Episode: A fresh, interactive movie pitch inspired by tabletop RPGs.
Zeebz, Spaceman, and Savage role-play quirky fantasy characters.
High-stakes dice rolls, a poisoned potion, and a lovable lion cub.
Perfect for fans of D&D, Jumanji, and unhinged storytelling.

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0:38 - Episode premise: Savage’s movie pitch.  
2:14 - Movie begins: Friends’ fishing trip turns into a magical adventure.  
9:09 - Sucked into Swords and Lords; characters chosen.  
17:07 - Act 1: Rowboat battle with a giant fish and Elgore (not Al Gore!).  
26:11 - The trio adopts a lion cub, Patches, after a deadly encounter.  
42:37 - Crypt adventure: Smashing a vase reveals a map and a mad scientist.  
49:14 - Mercenary ambush led by mini-boss Odo; protecting Patches.  
1:01:50 - Market shenanigans: Solving riddles for a spell book.  
1:10:29 - Sirens and a giant crab attack; the trio fights back.  
1:16:57 - Zeebz drinks a poisoned invisibility potion and dies, earning a “stupid hat.”  
1:19:44 - Spaceman revives Zeebz; the group plans for part two.

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Saddle up, partners, for a rootin’-tootin’ episode of We Won’t Finish This Podcast! This time, Zeebz pitches a wild, true-story Western flick about Old Ulysses, Kansas—a frontier town that pulled off the ultimate hustle by literally picking up and movin’ to dodge its debts! Meet George Washington Earp, the one-man, whiskey-swiggin’, saloon-runnin’, vote-riggin’ cowboy who’s slicker than a greased weasel. Expect slapstick shenanigans, frontier slang that’ll make you cackle, and a tale so absurd it’s gotta be true. Will Savage and Spaceman greenlight this dusty epic, or will it be left in the cactus patch? Hit play to find out! 

0:00–0:15 – Intro: Welcome to We Won’t Finish This Podcast! Savage and Spaceman introduce Zeebz pitch for a movie we’ll never make. Giddy-up for some frontier fun!  

0:16–1:30 – The Pitch Begins: Zeebz unveils a true-story Western about Old Ulysses, Kansas, and its larger-than-life hero, George Washington Earp. The hosts get handed a list of frontier slang, and things go cattywampus real quick!  

1:31–4:30 – Opening Scene: A stagecoach rolls into the prairie, planting a sign for “Future Ulysses: Population Pending.” Enter George Earp, emergin’ from the brush with a mustache and a plan. The slang flies thicker than buzzards!  

4:31–8:00 – George Takes Charge: George flips the surveyors’ upside-down map and lays out Ulysses with a broken compass and whiskey bottle. The hosts riff on his swagger and dream up Gene Wilder as the star.  

8:01–13:00 – Saloon Shenanigans: George runs the town from a saloon, handin’ out mule licenses and turnin’ broom closets into courthouses. The hosts talk Hector the mule and frontier multitasking.  

13:01–19:00 – County Seat Showdown: Ulysses battles Tilden for county seat glory, with George's hired gunmen (like Bat Masterson!) guardin’ the ballot box. 

19:01–27:00 – Courtroom Chaos: Tilden sues over vote-riggin’, but both sides are guilty! A goat eats evidence, the judge sobs, George sips his whiskey.

27:01–29:30 – Tar and No Feathers: Tilden’s whistleblower gets tarred and sent walkin’ through a cactus field. The hosts pitch a slapstick “ow, ow” scene.

29:31–36:00 – The Town Moves!: George proposes movin’ Ulysses to dodge debts. A banjo-fueled montage shows the town skiddin’ away on oxen. The hosts debate Three Stooges-style slapstick. 
 
36:01–38:30 – Empty Prairie: Investors return to find only a schoolhouse and a cacklin’ old man. “You got schooled!” 

38:31–44:00 – Lore Break & George’s Legacy: Zeebz drops facts about George Washington Earp, Wyatt Earp’s cousin, who lived to 96 and ran Ulysses like a boss. The hosts marvel at the real-life absurdity.  

44:01–52:00 – Slapstick vs. Tension: The hosts debate makin’ the movie pure slapstick or mixin’ in Tarantino-style tension. They riff on Home Alone and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.  

52:01–56:00 – Greenlight or Bust?: Savage yellow-lights it for a video game campaign, Spaceman hates the ending, and Zeebz defends the story’s hilarity. New New Ulysses, anyone?  

56:01–59:09 – Outro: The hosts wrap up, plug socials, and sling more frontier slang. Check us out at http://Linktr.ee/WWFTpod and join the hoedown!

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Welcome to We Won't Finish This Podcast, the writer’s room show where hosts Spaceman, Savage, and Zeebz pitch wild movie ideas that will never see the silver screen. In this episode, Spaceman unveils Hiber-Nation, a genre-blending tale of action, horror, and alternate-world intrigue set in a sprawling metropolis where humans hibernate for months at a time. The hosts dive into a gritty world of night-shift soldiers, mysterious tremors, and monstrous threats, all while riffing on the absurdities of a society built around mandatory sleep cycles. Expect dark humor, vivid world-building, and a chaotic, apocalyptic climax that leaves you questioning what’s next for humanity.

[00:00 - 00:30] Introduction to the Show
The hosts kick things off with their signature chaotic energy, explaining the premise of pitching unmade movies. Spaceman introduces Hiber-Nation, setting the stage for a wild ride.  

[00:30 - 02:34] The World of Hiber-Nation
Spaceman lays out the concept: an alternate universe where humans hibernate for three months, while a select group, the "Windurn" (Children of Winter), stay awake for that time to guard the city. The hosts riff on the logistics of a society built around sleep cycles.  

[02:34 - 09:00] Lore Break: The Night Shift’s Origins
Spaceman dives into the lore, revealing the Windurn’s history as a selectively bred group once treated like slaves, leading to a historic uprising. The hosts joke about pranks, morning breath, and the perks of the modern night shift.  

[09:00 - 15:04] Meet Darren Kaine and the Night Shift
The story begins with Major Darren Kaine waking from his nine-month hibernation in a military barracks. The hosts paint a vivid picture of a groggy, disoriented city transitioning between day and night shifts.  

[15:04 - 26:05] Subterranean Tremors and Rising Tension
Darren learns of mysterious subterranean tremors threatening the city, with scientists racing against their own hibernation clocks to investigate. The hosts speculate on the ominous vibes.  

[26:05 - 33:56] Exploring the City and Transition Woes
Darren gets a rare chance to see the city alive during the transition period, as citizens prepare for hibernation. The hosts humorously explore the chaos of last-minute tank repairs and the eerie quiet of a city going to sleep.  

[33:56 - 46:06] Lore Break: The Black Winter
A soldier shares the chilling tale of the Black Winter, a catastrophic event that destroyed all other cities, leaving this metropolis as humanity’s last bastion.  

[46:06 - 58:06] The Monsters Awaken
The tremors escalate, buildings collapse, and horrific creatures emerge from underground, slaughtering hibernating citizens. Darren’s team faces blood-soaked chaos.  

[58:06 - 1:06:25] The Final Stand and Nuke Decision
With the city overrun, Darren leads a desperate mission to activate a secret weapon—a nuke. The hosts critique the rushed ending, joking about Darren’s sudden binoculars and the bleakness of sacrificing the city.  

[1:06:25 - 1:12:36] Wrapping Up and Reflections
The hosts reflect on the bleak ending, debating whether the nuke stopped the monsters or doomed the survivors. Social media plugs and a hilarious anecdote about Zeebz pants-pooping story close the episode.

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Check Out More: Listen to Zeebz hilarious story on Shits and Giggles Poodcast (Episode 27) for a side-splitting detour: 
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Welcome to the most chaotic writers' room on the internet! This week, Savage pitches Rock to the Future—a time-travel comedy meets stoner rock odyssey that’s equal parts Back to the Future, Bill & Ted, and a fever dream after too many brownies. It’s 1978, and a teenage slacker gets shoved into a time capsule locker, only to emerge in 2008 to chase his rockstar dreams. Will he shred with his idols or get wedgied into oblivion? Let’s find out—sort of!  

0:00 – Intro: Meet the Table  

The gang kicks off with music, applause, and an unhealthy obsession with their new studio table. "It ties the whole thing together!"  

Savage blindsides Spaceman and Zeebz with Rock to the Future. No prep, all chaos—perfect for our writers’ room vibe.  

0:56 – The Pitch: Rock to the Future Unveiled  

Meet Robbie St. Van, a 1978 slacker with long hair, sideburns, and a garage-sale 1959 Gibson Les Paul. He’s obsessed with rock gods like Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, and the heaviest band ever—Feather!  

3:05 – 1978 – The Setup  

Daltrey High School, 1978. It’s the 30th anniversary, and the time capsule locker is the star—until Robbie gets locked inside.  

Whimsy alert: The locker’s magic mutes his screams. He’s got his guitar, his dreams, and a bully named Seth Armstrong with atomic wedgie skills.  

Teaser: Will Robbie woo Janice Chambers or get his Les Paul smashed?

9:22 – Feather’s Stage Disaster  

Robbie fantasizes about seeing Feather live, only for guitarist Davey Bones to crash through the stage and die.

The crowd crowd-surfs his corpse while Robbie shreds a solo. Too bad it’s all in his stoned head.  

13:43 – The Bully Beatdown & Time Jump  

Seth the Jock delivers punches, insults, and a locker stuffing. Robbie’s guitar snaps—ouch!  

Cut to 2008: The locker opens, and Robbie stumbles into a gritty Daltrey High.

From 1978 stoner to 2008 outcast—can Robbie survive the future?

19:49 – 2008 – A New Era, A New Wedgie  

Robbie’s a relic in skinny jeans land. Enter Chuckle Bunny, a vending-machine-robbing wook who loves Feather too!  

New rival: 3rsty, a dubstep DJ with MySpace clout and wet beats.  

25:07 – Band Recruitment: The Oddball Montage  

Robbie and Chuckle Bunny form a band to open for Feather’s “One Last Hurrah” tour. 

Clara, a goth drum goddess, steals the show. Could she be… someone’s daughter?  
43:05 – Juggalo Detour: ICP Chaos  

Robbie crashes an Insane Clown Posse show (thinking it’s Kiss), wakes up with Faygo stains and a hatchet man tattoo. Whimsy overload!  

50:41 – The Band Unites: Peter Returns  

Surprise! Clara’s dad is Peter, Robbie’s 1978 bestie, now 48 with a basement jam space. Reunion hugs and Feather tunes follow.  

Chuckle Bunny’s out, Peter’s in—band practice gets tight, and the Les Paul gets reforged!  

56:48 – Battle of the Bands Showdown  

Time Capsule rocks the stage with originals and Feather covers. Robbie’s unstoppable—until 3rsty's dubstep steals the crowd.  

1:03:10 – The Ending Debate: Where Does Robbie Go?  

Does Robbie meet a washed-up Feather and cry? Jump back to 1978 to shred with them pre-suck? Or stay in 2008 as a nostalgia rockstar?  

1:11:56 – Wrap-Up: Socials & Sign-Off  

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Keyword Boost: 1970s rock nostalgia meets 2008 inner-city high school chaos.
Twin atomic wedgies—21st-century bullying redefined!
From Feather to Faygo: Robbie’s wild night with the juggalos!

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In this Episode, Zeebz unveils a hilarious post-apocalyptic twist: Rex Thunderstrike, a delusional doomsday prepper, abandons his life for the wilderness, convinced the world’s ended—spoiler: it hasn’t. Joined by a stoner trail hiker obsessed with an air fryer, this dark comedy spirals into absurdity with tactical toilet paper, canned cheeseburgers, and raccoon bandits. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and an "I told you so" that never lands.

[0:00] Intro - Welcome to the Writers' Room
Spaceman, Savage, and Zeebz kick off with the podcast’s vibe: pitching movies we’ll never finish. Get ready for unscripted chaos!

[0:25] Movie Pitch Unveiled: Rex Thunderstrike Emerges
Zeebz drops the premise—a doomsday prepper misreads a cell outage as the apocalypse, hauling tactical toilet paper and night vision goggles into a totally normal world.

[1:26] Domestic Chaos & Tactical TP
Meet Rex and his fed-up wife Liz. He’s stacking camouflage toilet paper while she’s slamming doors. 

[6:38] The Trigger - Cell Service Drops
Rex’s overnight security gig goes dark—no phone, no walkie-talkie. He bolts home, night vision on, ready to gloat. Liz? Already gone.

[11:00] Enter Kyle, the Air Fryer Hippie
Rex hits the Appalachian Trail, meets Kyle—a stoner hiker with no survival skills but a canned cheeseburger lifeline. A bromance brews.

[15:02] Trail Life - Burgers, Bandits, and Air Fryer Dreams
The duo digs up canned cheeseburgers, dodges “zombies”, and bonds over air fryer fantasies. Rex’s paranoia peaks.

[25:28] Walmart Heist - Nuclear Fallout or Just Shoppers?
Starving, they scout a Walmart—Rex sees mutants, Kyle sees snacks. Saran Wrap hazmat suits and a shopping spree ensue.

[33:32] Alien Rave & Raccoon Ruin
A forest rave becomes Rex’s “alien invasion.” Cachets vanish—blame raccoons, not Liz. Kyle clings to his crumbling air fryer box.

[42:36] The Shack Showdown
They reach the shack—raccoons ate everything. A divorce attorney delivers Liz’s papers. Rex’s “I told you so” dreams die; Kyle asks to air fry a Cliff Bar.

[54:01] Final Thoughts & Trail Talk
The crew reflects on Rex’s flop, prepper delusions, and Appalachian Trail quirks. Air fryer fans unite! Social media plugs and a call for listener ideas close it out.

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In this episode, we follow retired detective Rick Stacy as he uncovers a bizarre case of the "serial pooper" in his neighborhood, a mysterious figure making life difficult for residents. From strange deliveries to shady HOA practices, this episode is packed with quirky humor, slapstick moments, and plenty of poop jokes! Join us as we dive deep into the mystery while also exploring the darker side of suburban life.

Get ready for a comedic twist on classic detective tropes, featuring Rick’s oddball investigation methods and a lot of laughs along the way!

00:00 - Introduction to Detective Rick Stacy's New Case

Meet retired detective Rick Stacy, now tackling oddball cases in his neighborhood.
04:00 - The Hunt for the Serial Pooper Begins

Rick begins tailing the delivery drivers, suspecting them as the culprits behind mysterious piles of poop.
10:15 - Searching for Clues: Rick’s Strange Investigation Methods

Rick’s quirky approach to solving the case, with his clueless dog and tailing delivery trucks.
14:30 - The Pizza Delivery Guy Incident

Rick tails a pizza delivery driver and makes an unexpected (and mistaken) move at a rest area.
18:45 - The Breakthrough: Milk and Spaghetti

Rick uncovers an odd connection between the delivery guy’s milk consumption and the mysterious pooper.
22:00 - Confronting the Delivery Guy: Rick’s Justice

Rick confronts the delivery driver, leading to a comical and absurd confrontation.
25:30 - Rick Takes Matters Into His Own Hands

Rick meets with the owner of the delivery company, confronts him about strict policies, and delivers his own brand of justice.
30:00 - The Upper Decker: Classic Rick Move

In true detective style, Rick pulls off an unforgettable upper decker move in the delivery company’s office.
35:00 - HOA Troubles and Poop Jokes Galore

Exploring HOA madness and the frustration of dealing with neighbors who refuse to clean up after their pets.
40:00 - Rick Stacy’s Retirement: Moving On to Smaller Cases

Rick reflects on his retirement, gearing up for another round of bizarre neighborhood investigations.
45:00 - Suburban Mysteries: Who's Really Behind the Pooping?

Theories on why the mysterious pooper has been leaving a trail in the neighborhood, and Rick's suspicion about the HOA’s role.
50:00 - Closing Thoughts: What’s Next for Rick Stacy?

Rick wraps up the case and gets ready for another one—this time, a missing lawn gnome.
55:00 - Bonus: Funny Stories from the Neighborhood

A final batch of funny, absurd stories about suburban life and dealing with strange neighbors.
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Funny stories and slapstick humor
Classic detective tropes with a twist
The trials and tribulations of a retired detective
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We Won't Finish This Podcast is a writers room show where we pitch movies to each other that we'll never make.  A NEW and ORIGINAL movie every episode!

This holiday season, the Freak Squad returns for their most daring mission yet! After reminiscing about classic board games like Grape Escape and Mouse Trap, the episode takes a sharp turn into chaos as Santa is kidnapped, and Dr. Vile unleashes a nefarious plan to turn the North Pole into a sinister claymation nightmare.

The Freak Squad investigates, revealing shocking truths: Mrs. Claus is Glowboy’s mom, Dr. Vile is his dad, and their family drama threatens to upend Christmas! Meanwhile, Dartman faces off against his evil counterpart, Mandart, while Jack Hardball makes an explosive return to save the day with Santa by his side. From thrilling action sequences to heartfelt moments, this episode delivers everything from holiday cheer to jaw-dropping surprises.

This episode is a sequel.  You can watch the original here: https://youtu.be/m0ZObg3gkmA

Episode Timeline:

[0:00] - Nostalgia overload: A hilarious dive into childhood board games like Grape Escape and Mouse Trap.

[1:07] - Introducing the Jolly family and Santa embarks on his annual journey

[14:09] - The Freak Squad is introduced at a wild holiday rave. Glowboy’s newfound confidence shines, and he meets Glowgirl, sparking a glowing romance.

[30:04] - Mayor D enlists the Freak Squad to rescue Santa, whose sleigh’s last location was at the Jolly family’s home.

[36:13] - Investigating the Jolly family’s house, the Freak Squad uncovers a message from Dr. Vile, declaring his plan to claymation-ify the North Pole.

[41:58] - After Rudolph is injured, Glowboy leads Santa’s sleigh to the North Pole, much to Dartman’s dismay.

[46:02] - Dartman faces off against Mandart, his evil counterpart made from his own golden dart. Meanwhile, Glowgirl’s true allegiance to Dr. Vile is revealed, and she betrays Glowboy.

[52:55] - Jack Hardball makes a heroic entrance on a snowmobile, teaming up with Santa to fight claymation elves in an epic action sequence.

[56:00] - Mrs. Claus reveals she is Glowboy’s mom, and Dr. Vile is his dad. Family tensions erupt as Dr. Vile confesses his actions were a desperate attempt to win Mrs. Claus back.

[1:03:13] - Dartman’s confidence is shattered when Mandart breaks his last golden dart, but a miraculous delivery from a trucker named Circumference reignites his hope and turns the tide.

[1:06:21] - Cat AF outsmarts Dr. Vile, using his own transmogrifying ray to turn him into a claymation version of himself.

[1:09:07] - With Santa free, the Freak Squad reunites the Jolly family, restores the North Pole, and saves Christmas.

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