Webull just posted its best quarter ever and nobody was paying attention — $24 billion in customer assets, self-clearing approval, and a PDT rule change coming June 4 that could rewrite retail trading. Revolut went full meme economy with a Dogecoin-themed crypto debit card that actually solves a real payments problem. And CFSB just got hit with an OCC consent order that should have every fintech riding a sponsor bank charter quietly sweating through their hoodies. It's Memorial Day weekend — we kept it tight.