“Some Orthodox Jews have sex through a hole in a sheet!”
“When Rav Preil’s daughters sang zemirot, Rav Baruch Ber walked out!”
“You have to be forty in order to learn Kabbalah!”
“The word ‘teiku’ stands for ‘Tishbi yitaretz kushyot ve’ibayot’ (Eliyahu will resolve all difficulties)!”
Don’t Know Much About History:
“Ellis Island officials made my family change their last name!”
“A midrash says that the first woman was Lilith, but she was too feminist for Adam!”
176 is the length of the longest parashah, the longest perek of Tehillim, and the longest masekhet.