“If you have a tattoo, you can’t get buried in a Jewish cemetery!”
“The Chofetz Chaim had an encounter from which he learned that you shouldn’t say Lashon HaRa even about yourself!”
“Reclining at the Seder is to the left, because if you lean right you could choke!”
“The phrase ‘bubbe mysehs’ is the Yiddish equivalent of ‘old wives’ tales’!”
Don’t Know Much About History:
“Jewish slaves built the pyramids!”
Pirkei Avot says “Don’t talk too much with a woman”!
A teacher accused a girl of lying when she said her father had composed Al HaNissim.