Post Thanksgiving. When you think to your self about the couple, "Who are you people?" The extremely bored Maid of Honor. The couple memorized their Personal Vows then gave each other a lap dance during the reception.

Special guest: Renee Dalo, event planner, MoxieBrightEvents.com. The family friend officiant who started the ceremony without the bride. The 30 second ceremony. The ceremony logistics are theatrical but the priority is the couple's experience.

Best man gives a cup check. Flower girl makes a pile of petals. The bride was so introverted and nervous she loses her lunch. The bride who refused to look at anyone.

Special guest Michelle Wahila, wedding officiant in Paris. RuffledByGrace.com. Performing ceremonies for all in the City of Lights. Clergy clothing for women: CollaredClergyWear.co.uk.

Special guest Gil Zuniga. ZunigaEntertainment.com. Long career as DJ/MC now owner/operator. Why is a first time officiant so nervous? Saying "husband & wife" only once. The five kegger wedding. The Uncle used sock puppets.

Clint's not going to Mexico. Is travel included in the contract? JP's crying groom. The outdoor wooden aisle.

Photographer shoves step-mother out of the way. Another wandering wedding child. A quarter of the guests remain standing with their phone cameras.

Does the couple need a reading? Finding the right reading for a child reader. JP doesn't do readings. The hugging wedding party. Does a wedding planner need training on how to handle reality show drama?

The Pianist saves the day with good tech. A grand piano and church pews on the grass. JP wants something happening while someone is singing. The Sand Sculpture is lacking.

Beginning the ceremony with a welcome in their native language. JP marries a groom who used his book as an officiant for his groomsman's wedding. How an object can transform into emotional significance during a ceremony.