Weeaboo Wednesday

THE BOIS GET HARD, on their review of the gemtastic Land of the Lustrous. Coming back from their winter vacation, they break into the seinen cgi anime about gems doing gem things who try to fight off being poached by people on the moon. Mark reveals himself as a gem bigot, Michael proposes a Michael Clone based economy.

The bois dig into another anime about fucking someone's little sister in this week's episode about A Little Sister's All You Need. The boys talk about problematic faves in anime, Michael compares Big Bang Theory to Atomic Bombs, Mark has big questions about alien dicks, both of them have a shameful realization, spoiler, that they like this stupid anime.

The boys put their detective shoes and sunday best to court Doki Doki literature club! Listen as the dumpster detectives dive right into this FREE dating sim and experience new vistas of horrible revelation! Michael reveals why you dont give women your blood, Mark talks about setting a scene, the boys get more than they bargain for in this anime autopsy Our producer Jeanine steps in to provide back up and chill Mark with her trademark laugh

A day late, but here is the Halloween episode, and we care far more about it being Wednesday then it being a holiday.

The boys decide to dive into a bunch of spooky scary manga. We look into Ibitsu, Seeds of Anxiety, and PTSD radio and then promptly try to drink away our fears of dirty women and very very very short horror stories. Michael and Mark then get spooked out more about a shared being that seemed to be following them in their childhoods.

The bois go to HELL and beligerently talk about 7 MORTAL SINS not to be mistaken for 7 DEADLY Sins, another anime different entirely. They waste 4 hours of their lives on this flaming titty train crash and try to pick through the burning wreckage for anything good. Michael has an oddly touching take away from the anime, Mark talks through an overflowing mouth about Welsh accents. Their words are as angry and sharp as their erections!

The boys get ready to tear down the bourgeoisie in this anime autopsy of Neo Yokio. The streets are rife with the fat cat's gold in this Netflix anime made by Ezra Koeing and Mark and Michael are ready to take sweaty crowbars to it. Mark blows his top about racing (a topic he is surprisingly knowledgeable about), Michael screams about the rich in his chinese cartooons.

So we had a little mix up of animes, this week is about 7 DEADLY Sins, the most shonen anime about shonen protagonists doing shonen things. The boys get sloshed and talk about half remembered things in the shonen genre. Michael talks about how rad One Piece is, Mark also talks how rad One Piece. The take away is that One Piece is Rad.

The boys take notes on this week's episode about DEATH NOTE the Netflix movie! Michael takes a side seat while Mark rants and raves about the movie comparing it to the original source. The Producer Jeanine steps out from the shadows to throw shade at Mark. Michael talks about his early forays into fashion. Mark gets ousted for having big titted women on his phone.

This week the boys get mythical and give their first impressions on A Centaur's Life. Girls look at each other's vaginas, the political police enforce equality language, snake people reveal that they don't, in fact, control the government. Michael breaks out of his cage after doing just fine, Mark does a spit spit take. The boys talk a lot about rice.

The boys log in to Legendary Age to watch NETOGE NO YOME. Listen as they stumble drunkenly though memories of yesteryore and sip at boba while bathing in the trash light vomited through the computer screen in the form of this 12 episode anime whose stakes continue to dwinidle as it goes on. Michael reveals a jarring memory from being 10 and in Texas, Mark talks about the miracle of we both have lady friends.