My old lady hates flowers. Most restaurants are sub-par by her standards. She has expensive taste, which is why I'm clueless as to why she would choose me.

I figured some doo-wop would be a better gift. Music is a gift that can be given forever if you think about it. Care for the ones you love, and the people you don't.

2026 CC Attribution Noncommercial No Derivative Works (BY-NC-ND)