a deeply sardonic, stupid pop song about parasocial sexual fantasy. my spouse called it "easily the most annoying song you've ever made" HA.

it's a kind of response song to the 2-3 random "sexy girl" instagram follows/dms i get each month. i wanted nothing derogatory, misogynist, or violent. It's earnest and celebratory. like "wow i can't believe she's into me", pre catfish letdown as a sort of asking... who falls for this?

thirst trap was fully produced on a Dirtywave M8 model 2. I even used the internal mic to record the vocals. I did load then up on the computer to run a denoising algorithm (CLarity VX) on them, but just to clear out room noise

i can't actually sing the vocal for the hook, but I did my best.

so cringe along with me to thirst trap

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