Host Carter Yates and senior writer Mike Craven recap a whole lot of ugly wins across the Lone Star State.

(INTRO - 9:40) Texas A&M beats LSU, Marcel Reed defibrillators a dead Aggie offense, Mike Elko cuts WWE promos

(9:40 – 16:15) Are the Texas Longhorns on fraud watch?

(16:15 – 22:10) SMU wins the ugliest game ever

(22:10 – 30:45) The return of the Hypnotoad and Arm Chair coaching Texas Tech's offense

(30:45 – 34:35) It's the same old song and dance with North Texas

(34:35 –41:05) Is Dave Aranda saving his job?

(41:05 – END) Welcome to Willie Fritz's mud pit, Sam Houston is bowling, UTSA loses the worst loss of the Jeff Traylor era AGAIN, Rice offense falls flat, UTEP is proving concept