Hey all! Emily pulled a Dorinda in Mexico: she stabbed her hand. Except she was sober (actually) and instead of a knife at the dinner table it was a shard from a glass that smashed while she was taking a bath. The doctor says nobody should ever take any glassware into the tub, so let this be a lesson to us all! Plastic cups from here on out.

A few stitches later, and everything's fine, but she can't edit any new episodes for the next few days cuz it's her dominant hand and it hurts to make it do stuff. So we're taking the week off and will be back next week to recap two weeks of RHONY, RHOBH, and the reunion finale of RHONJ. We'll miss ya! Have a good week. 

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