It's 1998 and it's an Academy-winning all-star cast of Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Stockard Channing and Dianne Wiest in this heartwarming story of the occult.

Enjoy our two gentlemen philosophers try and wrap their heads around these female sensibilities with all the grace of a zombie drunk on tequila who's just been struck on the head with a frying pan.

It's 1955 and all-rounder entertainer Danny Kaye leads this star-studded cast in a musical comedy swashbuckling adventure.

Just remember: the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

It's 1997 and one of the biggest stars of the decade, Demi Moore, has teamed up with blockbuster director Ridley Scott for a transformative role that ended in commercial and critical disaster.

There's a lot to talk about in this film, and not least of which was Demi didn't deserve that Razzie Award.

It's 2001 and one of acclaimed director Jacques Audiard's earliest films has Emmanuelle Devos and Vincent Cassel display remarkable chemistry in this romantic thriller.

It need hardly be said, the GCSE French qualifications took a pounding with this one.

It's 1990 and we take to the skies of World War 2 Europe as the young crew of a B-17 bomber fly their twenty-fifth and final mission.

There's a full payload of stars in this cast, and solid bit of moviemaking that felt quite out of its own time.

It's 1991 and horror movie maestro Wes Craven puts young protagonist Brandon Adams into a house of terror.

A blend of horror, comedy, satire and thriller, at least one of our gentlemen philosophers was watching this one from behind the sofa.

It's 1992 and box-office powerhouse Robert Zemeckis brings together the unlikely quartet of Bill Paxton, Ice-T, William Sadler and Ice Cube in this updated retelling of The Treasure of Sierra Madre.

This film disappeared without a trace the first time around, but perhaps our two gentlemen philosophers can unearth the gold that lies beneath with the minimum of bloodshed.

It's 1974 and Richard Harris heads an all-star cast in this Richard Lester directed suspense-thriller about ticking bombs on an ocean liner.

Having passed into history unremarked and unloved, it's a perfect Weekend at Crombie's film, and we make sure that no wire is left uncut.

It's 1989 and Terry Jones adapts and directs his own children's book into a fantasy romp led by Tim Robbins playing the hapless titular character.

The nostalgia, at least, runs deep. But there is an elephant in the room. And that elephant is a Python.

It's 1987 and yuppie love is rife in this romantic comedy vehicle for Michael J. Fox.

A massive success in its time, a movie that seems to be both fondly remembered, and completely forgotten. We lift the lid.