Weekend Star Warriors

A simple opinion piece on how I could have fixed Star Wars at several stages during the sequel trilogy. Will also be released in three episodes on my youtube channel.

Liliana Emerald posts her on her "holo-tube" blog an update on her adventures, the importance of Life Day, and a story of how she first met the Galactic Empire's most feared enforcer.

An unending onslaught of zombies, an escape vehicle in need of fuel, a massive monster steadily approaching, and the entire Star Destroyer fast approaching a black hole. It is up to our heroes to hold off the zombies until Boba Fett can finish fueling Slave 1 and get them all to safety.

Host and GM: John E.

Liliana: Megan Cordero @meganda88

Zyzzix: Jeffrey Gardner @jeffaplus

Ping Pong: Kat Johnston @birdiekat82

Maklaw: Edgar Cuevas

Music: Megan Cordero - more of her music can be found on SoundCloud

Special thanks to Michael T. Christensen and Marisa Cuevas!

After that tense cliffhanger on Halloween, we finally rejoin our heroes: Trapped in the office of Dr. Death with a massive fang-faced alien preparing to vivisect Ping Pong and retrieve the Kaibur Crystal she ate long ago. The vibroblade nears her flesh...

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!

I know we left you on a huge cliffhanger with Ping Pong about to be vivisected, but you're all going to have to wait a little longer to find out what happens. It has been quite a while since we checked in on Lilliana and Shogo, after they were separated by the group by a trap door and a hundred story fall. We now rejoin the two former Imperials on their journey to deactivate the tractor beam generator.

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!

"Let's go fight Doctor Death," said Zyzzix, "What could go wrong?" How about a Lovecraftian horror scenario involving an unholy fusion of mechanics and biology? Happy Halloween everybody!

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas, and he is already following you. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!

Their ride was destroyed, their escape route remains blocked, and the entire star destroyer is now on a course for a black hole. An uneasy alliance with famous bounty hunter Boba Fett is forged to fight through the hordes of zombies on the Fomite and escape the madness within.

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!

While Lilliana and Shogo go for a space walk surrounded by floating frozen corpses, the Fuzz club (Maklaw, Zyzzix and Ping Pong) searches the Captain's quarters for further clues as to the origin of the zombie virus and the fate of the Imperial Star Destroyer Fomite's crew.

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!

The group learn from the shuttle survivors about the madness that turned the Imperial Star Destroyer Fomite into a plague ship -- a literal "Fomite" (non-living transport of infectious material). And just when they think they are out, they get pulled right back in.

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!

Tempers flare as our heroes are trapped on the zombie infested Star Destroyer with limited weapons and thousands of zombies closing in, and quick decisions are required for survival.

"Star Wars" was created by George Lucas and is owned by Disney. "Edge of the Empire" manuals are available wherever books are sold. Our host and game master is John Eick. Liliana Emerald is played by Megan Cordero; follow her on Instagram at @meganda88. Ping Pong is played by Kat Johnston, available on Instagram at @birdiekat82. Zyzzix is played by Jeffrey Gardner, available on Instagram at @jeffaplus. Maklaw is played by Edgar Cuevas. Music by Megan Cordero. Special thanks to Mike Christensen and Marisa Cuevas. Thanks for listening!