Reunited and it feels so good. Due to some technical difficulties, the W.A.N.K team recorded late this week. On the bright side, it means Tom, Jack and Patrick's schedules aligned to bring you this episode of nothing but OGs. The lads cover an intense face-off between the Inner Circle and the Pinnacle ahead of their clash next week, lament submissions being applied in unnecessary places and finish it off with a lesson on German pornography. No prizes for guessing who was responsible for that.

Brace yourselves for the storm. Liam is back in the studio as everyone's favourite familial bather joins Tom and Jack to give their takes on another week of Dynamite action. Jericho and MJF trade verbal blows but who came out on top this week? Tom talks to himself about TJPW because nobody will watch with him, and Alex Abrahantes claims Sue's minivan's been rocking. Two titles were also defended; the AEW Women's Championship, and some belt held by Darby Allin that's not oval. Penta says you don't wanna miss this.

Huw from the Western Bias Podcast (briefly) joins Tom and Patrick in Jack's absence to talk about an almost perfect match and Wrestlemania Weekend. Tom and Patrick also discuss Darby Allin's invincibility and whether Tay Conti is ready for the grandest prize of them all; a tiny oval belt.

It's a little quieter in the W.A.N.K studio without Patrick so Tom takes it upon himself to fill the silence with his new favourite song. Also the boys talk about some wrestling, including Jack's weekly QT Marshall update and a hall of fame promo from one of the best to ever pick up a microphone. But enough about Max Caster, Jericho was pretty good as well.

It's April Fool's Day and our prank is that we're still here. Join the boys for some tomfoolery as they review Christian Cage's first singles match in seven years, recap another incredible AEW gimmick match (as well as a big return) and have a change of heart about QT Marshall. Sort of. Not really. It's a start.

The boys have just about recovered from their hangovers to bring you this farm fresh edition of W.A.N.K. and it's a doozy. Orange Cassidy's new entrance music is scrutinised, AEW breaks a promise, Patrick makes it through an entire Tay Conti match without saying something inappropriate, Jack is strangely optimistic about QT Marshall, and NJPW is bringing spousal assault back to wrestling with a bang. We can guarantee that you'll love this episode more than Britt Baker loves Britt Baker...and if you don't, you get your money back! (Disclaimer: W.A.N.K. has no authority to refund streaming platform subscriptions, and no money to do so after Tom spent our entire budget on a 5 second jingle).

The drinks are on us as the boys get more drunk than Adam Page on a long weekend at a lawnmower festival, all in the name of entertainment of course. The lads discuss bizarre booking choices, MJF's new faction, and are treated to an all-time classic lass battle on the special St. Patrick's Day episode of Dynamite. Get the beers in and drink along, you won't regret it. OK you probably will, but what else were you going to do tonight?

It's the fallout from Revolution and the tasty trio are here to give their explosive takes on topics including: AEW's explanation for the botch heard around the world, Sting returning to his old ways, a war council with more twists than a film from M Night Shabbawabbakayfabe, and perhaps the two, count it, TWO funniest moments we've ever witnessed on Dynamite. All of which pales in comparison to the main event of Tom unveiling the new jingle for our "Less Important Shows" segment. Dry hump your loved one, it's about to kick off.

As our supreme leader Tom takes time off to recover from third degree sparkler burn, the Ginger-German tag team of Jack and Patrick take the reigns in our first ever PPV talk. Did the boys make it through the podcast before the timer ran out, or did Tom return in glorious face turn to save the day? Spoiler alert, he didn't, Tom's not on the episode, we mean it.

Our friend Huw from the Western Bias podcast joins Tom and Patrick once again to dissect the go home show to Revolution, and more importantly, bear the brunt of a long-awaited Shaq Attack which was not nearly as painful as first feared. Beyond that, the boys discuss absentee headliners, the in-ring return of Tully Blanchard, and a bizarre choice for the main event. So brace yourself for another couple of hours of takes coming at you faster than a Red Velvet kick combo.