When did you first start to notice your mum or dad mode kicking in? When was your first seismic dad sneeze? Or when did you first passively-aggressively put something on the stairs to be taken up?

Turns out Sammie is about 80% there already.

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Child dog bite hospital admission rates across the UK have risen a lot in the last few years. Sammie's here to school us on why it's important to learn the warning signs. And also how to listen to what your pet is telling you.

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What are your biggest pet peeves with other parents?

Is it judgy parents? Or parents that let their kids terrorise animals? Or even parents that shame you for not having kids?

We go through our biggest ones this week.

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A bit of a mess this week. We're tired.

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This is our favourite kind of episode. We delve into a huge list of the weirdest and most disturbing kids films ever made. Expect classics like The Witches (1990), Secrets of NIHM (1982), Jumanji (1995) right through to some proper obscure treasures like Sparky and The Magic Piano (1987) and Morozko (1964). Plus, much much more!

We're 100% doing a part II in future.

P.S. Thanks for helping us hit our one-year anniversary. Love you guys!

You can also check out other episodes from us like this.

• Check out Weirdest Kids Books Ever: Part I
• Check out Weirdest Kids TV Shows Ever: Part I
• Check out Weirdest Fairy Tales Ever

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Let's talk homemaking. What makes a house a home? We go through some 1950s advice for keeping your house in order. Yup. The good, the bad and the ugly.

We also watch some Architectual Digest videos to see how celebrities keep their home in order. That includes Travis Barker, Kourtney Kadashian, Jessica Alba, Wiz Khalifa and Liv Tyler.

Sorry it's so long this week! We cut like 45 mins of chatting out too!!

• Watch Jessica Alba on Architectual Digest
• Watch Travis Barker on Architectual Digest
• Watch Wiz Khalifa on Architectual Digest
• Watch Liv Tyler on Architectual Digest

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Olly Olly Olly.

Listen to part one

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GRRRRRR. 

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Slightly morbid? Yes. Slightly cute? Yes. Very cringey? Hell yes. Let's take you through why you should record messages for your children and relatives for them to listen to when you're older.

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The Whole Cast of The Mummy (1999) vs Shego vs The Goblin King vs Princess Kida from Atlantis vs Mr Tumble, plus much MUCH more. Who will you decide to f*ck, marry or kill?

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