An essay by Walter P. Effingmo

These declassified memos from the U.S. Office of Seasonal Intelligence, alongside research by Snickers Duchet, explore a potential connection between Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Government surveillance and analysis suggest they may be the same entity, citing identical flight patterns and the Easter Bunny as a disguise for Santa.

The Kingdom is not gated. An op-ed by Snickers Duchêt, Philosophe et Chat

Awakening to America’s Unequal System," reflects on the author's loss of faith in American ideals of justice and equality upon confronting historical and contemporary injustices.

Declassified government documents suggest a long-standing, coordinated effort by a "Chocolate Cartel,"including major corporations, to manipulate seasonal chocolate consumption using Easter Bunny campaigns and embedded operatives.

The provided texts offer a satirical and critical perspectiveon the carbon credit market by proposing a fictional "Urban Offset Initiative." This initiative suggests monetizing the extremely low carbon footprints of unhoused individuals, ironically framing their involuntary minimalism as a form of environmental virtue.

Explores the paradox created when Pinocchio says his nose will grow, linking this children's story to complex logical concepts. The authors analyze how this self-referential statement mirrors the Liar Paradox, Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems, Tarski's Undefinability Theorem, and Russell's Paradox.

Satirical comparison of Frodo Baggins' role in The Lord of the Rings to that of an ineffective project manager in a corporate setting. It humorously argues that Frodo's quest to destroy the One Ring is largely successful due to the significant contributions and sacrifices of his companions, such as Samwise Gamgee, Aragorn, and Gandalf, mirroring how competent colleagues often support a less capable leader in the workplace.

Explores the multifaceted history and evolving interpretations of Lilith, a figure from folklore. Initially depicted as a dangerous, seductive demon in ancient and medieval Jewish traditions, with roots in Mesopotamian mythology and parallels in Greco-Roman legends, Lilith experienced a revival in 19th-century Romantic and Victorian art and literature as the archetypal femme fatale

Since the dawn of civilization, humans have shared their homes, hearts—and occasionally their laps—with a mysterious creature: the domestic cat. But what if these silent watchers didn’t evolve with us… but were sent to us?