Episode 5! Jessi mistakes our podcast for an episode of Shark Tank and chats all about a zany idea that could just make MILLIONS. Also, we discuss The Guinness Book of World Records, coffee vs. fridge cigs, and how to take your waffles–the right answer is ice cream, btw. If you listen to one podcast in 2026, make sure it's this one.

Let's get wild and discuss 'Baby on Board' stickers, misspelled menu items, Martin Short, and... SOMBR? But why? Who knows. Also, we get into the nitty-gritty of our favorite sandwiches... which, spoiler alert, Jessi thinks can be any food apparatus in between, or wrapped in any other food apparatus!? Let's discuss this ratchet culinary hot take and so much more.

Why do crows not give any fucks? This and SO much more on this bizarre episode, where we discuss crows that may have given up on living, road-kill tragedies in a small southern town, and the ultimate potato vs. poh-tah-toe grudge match... Jerry Seinfeld vs. Larry David. Please enjoy.

We're off to the races discussing the USPS, sidewalk etiquette, truck nuts, parking spaces, and more... OH MY. Do you have high menopause, too? Call our hotline and let us know what you think.

So here's the situation... Our parents went away on a week's vacation–JK JK. But for real, we took a break after season one and reassessed what we wanted to do for season two, and lo and behold, we both wanted to move away from our initial idea of doing high school-themed interviews. And now we've realized that we need a new name. So technically, this episode is the first episode of whatever the new podcast will be, but we didn't want to lose all of our loyal fans. Please enjoy this episode and feel free to weigh in with ideas for our new moniker. 

Have you ever saved things, like really old things, and you have no idea why you saved them? Well, on this episode, Amy and Jessi crack open a Converse All Star shoe box full of notes that haven't seen the light of day since 1996. Get ready to hear some of the most ridiculous half-baked teenager brain drama ever recorded. Will Jessi and Johnny HOOK UP!? Will Amy be mad, even though she's obsessed with Smith, and not Johnny? Will Amy and Jessi survive their BIG FIGHT about who their real friends are? And what the heck is FAN-CLUBBING? Let's get WAY into it. 

Have you ever saved things—like really old things—and had no idea why you saved them? Well, on this super-extended two-part episode, Amy and Jessi crack open a Converse All Star shoebox full of notes that haven’t seen the light of day since 1996. Get ready to hear some of the most ridiculous, half-baked teenage brain drama ever recorded. Will Jessi and Johnny HOOK UP?! Will Amy be mad, even though she’s obsessed with Smith and not Johnny? Will Amy and Jessi survive their BIG FIGHT about who their real friends really are? And what the heck is FAN-CLUBBING? Let’s get WAY into it.

Today’s guest is one of our oldest and dearest friends, Claire Weiss. Claire is one half of the world-famous photography duo, DAY19, and she is never without a camera in hand. Claire and her husband Jeremy have shot legendary campaigns for some super small brands like Pepsi, Nike, and Harley Davidson—to name a few. But no matter how big their clients get, they always make time to shoot significant and intimate moments with their family—and their yearly zine always puts a smile on our face. 

Claire graduated from Morris Knolls High School in Rockaway, NJ, in 1995. Let’s get into it. 

Coming in hot is episode number eight! Today’s guest is our new friend and the coolest person on earth, Anna Zanes. 

Anna is the editor in chief of Alternative Press, and she 100% knows more about your favorite band than you do. You might have caught one of her world-class interviews with Davey Havok or Haley Williams as of late, and we can’t wait to see who she chats with next. 

Anna graduated from St. Ann’s School in Brooklyn, NY, in 2012. Let’s get into it. 

Our LUCKY seventh guest is Miami native and music scene super-boss, Lolo Reskin. Lolo began her music career in high school, starting as a street team rep for mega-cool record labels like Matador and Astralwerks and DJing indie nights at clubs she was far too young to be in.

At age 16, she started working at Virgin Megastore, and after six years of learning the ins and outs of all things record store, she took a huge leap and opened her own shop—Sweat Records—which we can objectively say is one of the greatest record stores in South Florida since Blue Note. AND, to top off this wild resume, her great-uncle coined the term "Rock N’ Roll." WTF. Lolo graduated from Miami Killian Senior High in Kendall in 2000. LET’S GET INTO IT.