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Welcome to Faux Ghostface: Broaching Brandon's Mask
Greetings Podience, or as you will be known henceforth: Dreamy Screamers. Will you be the joke of this April's fool, or will a sharp, blood-stained knife serve as your dispatching, terrifying tool?
Welcome you mini-series streaming, nightmare dreaming and daymare screaming with a collective penchant for limited, both stand-alone and anthology serialized thrillers about serial killers. Henceforth, your moniker shall be Dreamy Screamers. You're our Dreamy Screamers who feel no guilty in the pleasure you imbibe from the seamy side streaming, shows both lurid and steamy, where the slasher always has a sickle, scythe or island kitchen block knife handy, the first prey to go is a witless and slutty member of the sorority cheer committee who remains randy, while you outwardly cheer for her to live, but inwardly wish: her still beating life-- she'll give to the killer's collage of carnage eye candy.
Scream The TV Series (Season 1 and 2) is the stream; of it's rewatch, I so often dream, the ladies remain dreamy as their vocal prowess proves screamy;
when I know its immersive and entertaining experience looms near, I let out a healthy, primal, risky but rewarding SCREAM. It is cathartically soothing to
scream, and with your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell team, we're not your most feared nightmare--rather your most fantasized dream. It proves, thus far, a pleasure to bring this 23-episode saga to your visual cortex and ear canals. In addition to the slew of showered praise press I just wafted in the direction of this TV Series, I add, as a corollary that this show does the Scream Slick Flick Pick film saga justice, bending in different directions and upending all you expected from the film versions, it takes a familiar comfort vehicle along for the ride, but there are twists, turns and detours along the tortuous streaming journey and in the words of Piper, Noah, Emma, Hud, Kieran, Jake the Snake who shakes, Will, Audrey, Brooke, Mayor Maddox, Seth, Riley: "Everyone has secrets, everyone tells lies and everyone is fair game." (Noah Foster).
How will we unveil the face of Faux Ghostface? After we conclude this gripping introduction into this Faux Ghostface seduction, our first official episode will be a frightening as it is enlightening breakdown of the main characters who will comprise the 1st season. Naturally, we will not reveal their mortal/afterlife fates, but we will delve into their personalities, motivations and what fun flavor they bring to this Faux Ghostface goulash. Then, a traditional episodic review will commence, but unlike our prior episodic review of Borrasca: Darker Mile-Marker, we will focus a tad less on plot points and more on our intuitions and highly educated guesses on unmasking the culprit before too many throats slit, but the real challenge will be playing dumb-- for we have the knowledge
tucked away-- we, regarding the show's killer reveal, shall stay mum.
Dream a little scream for us, Dreamy Screamers! Or Stream a Little Scream for us, Streaming Screamers.
"For the viral blackmail post of shame, all are to blame, and in this scary, unfair game the killer will, some, frame--others maim, in their pursuit of sick, twisted fame. -Your Noah Foster Imposter
Right around the alley corner, underneath your bed, we've warned you till we're blue in the face, the killer's hand a blood-stained red; listen intently and watch closely for you just might catch the next chapter coming: Faux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.
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By Falsetto ProphetGreetings Podience, or as you will be known henceforth: Dreamy Screamers. Will you be the joke of this April's fool, or will a sharp, blood-stained knife serve as your dispatching, terrifying tool?
Welcome you mini-series streaming, nightmare dreaming and daymare screaming with a collective penchant for limited, both stand-alone and anthology serialized thrillers about serial killers. Henceforth, your moniker shall be Dreamy Screamers. You're our Dreamy Screamers who feel no guilty in the pleasure you imbibe from the seamy side streaming, shows both lurid and steamy, where the slasher always has a sickle, scythe or island kitchen block knife handy, the first prey to go is a witless and slutty member of the sorority cheer committee who remains randy, while you outwardly cheer for her to live, but inwardly wish: her still beating life-- she'll give to the killer's collage of carnage eye candy.
Scream The TV Series (Season 1 and 2) is the stream; of it's rewatch, I so often dream, the ladies remain dreamy as their vocal prowess proves screamy;
when I know its immersive and entertaining experience looms near, I let out a healthy, primal, risky but rewarding SCREAM. It is cathartically soothing to
scream, and with your Noah Foster Imposter and Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell team, we're not your most feared nightmare--rather your most fantasized dream. It proves, thus far, a pleasure to bring this 23-episode saga to your visual cortex and ear canals. In addition to the slew of showered praise press I just wafted in the direction of this TV Series, I add, as a corollary that this show does the Scream Slick Flick Pick film saga justice, bending in different directions and upending all you expected from the film versions, it takes a familiar comfort vehicle along for the ride, but there are twists, turns and detours along the tortuous streaming journey and in the words of Piper, Noah, Emma, Hud, Kieran, Jake the Snake who shakes, Will, Audrey, Brooke, Mayor Maddox, Seth, Riley: "Everyone has secrets, everyone tells lies and everyone is fair game." (Noah Foster).
How will we unveil the face of Faux Ghostface? After we conclude this gripping introduction into this Faux Ghostface seduction, our first official episode will be a frightening as it is enlightening breakdown of the main characters who will comprise the 1st season. Naturally, we will not reveal their mortal/afterlife fates, but we will delve into their personalities, motivations and what fun flavor they bring to this Faux Ghostface goulash. Then, a traditional episodic review will commence, but unlike our prior episodic review of Borrasca: Darker Mile-Marker, we will focus a tad less on plot points and more on our intuitions and highly educated guesses on unmasking the culprit before too many throats slit, but the real challenge will be playing dumb-- for we have the knowledge
tucked away-- we, regarding the show's killer reveal, shall stay mum.
Dream a little scream for us, Dreamy Screamers! Or Stream a Little Scream for us, Streaming Screamers.
"For the viral blackmail post of shame, all are to blame, and in this scary, unfair game the killer will, some, frame--others maim, in their pursuit of sick, twisted fame. -Your Noah Foster Imposter
Right around the alley corner, underneath your bed, we've warned you till we're blue in the face, the killer's hand a blood-stained red; listen intently and watch closely for you just might catch the next chapter coming: Faux Ghostface: The Lakewood Clan's Lifespan--Our Reflection and Dissection of the Lakewood Cast
Your host, the Noah Foster Imposter: Falsetto Prophet and co-host, Daisy, you'll meet me in hell, Bell: Red Devil Out
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Anxiety, courtesy of the artist, NEFFEX.