Welcome to GAMECORP

"Yerr a Wizard, Intern!" Yep, you get to join us on a journey to the magical wizarding school of Hogwarts Legacy! Get ready for reckless spell use, whimsical weirdos, and fashion galore. All thanks to a catastrophic glitch in the game portal that causes all of GAMECORP to be sucked through and merge with Hogwarts. Now the boys have to figure out a way back to their dimension through a series of fetch quests before the dimensional rift collapses and they're stuck there forever! Now listen to the episode or I'll turn you into a frog or something.. cause I can totally do that.

[The episode starts with a brief disclaimer that voices how we feel about the controversy surrounding JK Rowling and this game. If you aren't interested in hearing this sorta thing, skip ahead to 3:37.]

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

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Music: The Start of an Adventure by HenrIT

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Music: Night Ride by Aries Beats

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[Games: Vampire Survivors | 20 Minutes Till Dawn | Brotato]

Then, prepare yourself as a new type of game has emerged in the ever growing domain of roguelites. In it you face an unending hordes, confounding infinite levels, and complex choices over your overpowered arsenal. We are calling this new subgenre: Arena Roguelites, as made popular by Vampire Survivors. We'll be diving into that game along with 2 others to determine what they are, how they tick, and why they're so good. So warm up your CPU and throw away your attack button, 'cause it's time to hit play.

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

The following music was used for this media project:

Music: The Start of an Adventure by HenrIT

Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10434-the-start-of-an-adventure

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Music: Loop Paket 0009 by Sascha Ende

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Music: World Of War by Sascha Ende

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Music: Battlefield by Alexander Nakarada

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Holiday break is over and the podcasters ARE MISSING!? 

Don't worry, the League of Kill-the-Podcasters is still grossly incompetent and hasn't succeeded just yet; the boys are just late coming back from vacation because they are sick with varying—possibly life-threatening—illnesses, THAT'S ALL! NO BIG DEAL! However, since it's valentines day and because they love you—their fans—SO MUCH they decided to stay strong and release this special GAMECORP+ mini-story bonus episode as their way of saying "Sorry we caught diseases, that was selfish of us." It's a bunch of hilarious tales about what happens when they're out sick and their co-workers have to fill in for them...creative, huh? Anyways... PRESS PLAY!

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A big ol' Thank Ya Kindly to Chris from 1H1D & Tom from Bad Elephant Gaming for their story contributions to the episode.

A Special Shoutout to InkyDani for supplying the new season art! She's an amazing artist and entrepreneur and all around good person, go follow her! InkyDani on Instagram

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Music: Little Troll 2 by Frank Schroeter

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Music: Woods Of Imagination by Alexander Nakarada

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Music: Countdown by Alexander Nakarada

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Music: Instant Inspiration by WinnieTheMoog

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Music: Beach Party by Kevin MacLeod

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WAZZZZZUUUUUPPPPP! It's that special time of year again, when the boss reverts to his glory days of being a 90s video game boss and forces the entire GAMECORP staff to pretend they're back in the age of Blockbuster, Polly Pocket, & All-Time-High-Murder-Rates. Ohhhh yeah, the Nineties! A decade filled with nostalgia of cheap toys, flashy merchandise, and unchecked consumerism. So, to celebrate the boys are gifting each other their most favorite, nostalgic, childhood games and talking about why they are so special to them. 

But, has the staff finally had enough of reliving the old days? Will the allure of modern slang and fiber internet speeds prove too tempting, and will the boss be overthrown out on his ass on Christmas? Well, you don't wait for Dec 25th to find out, because we are releasing this episode out early as our gift to you! You're welcome.. Yes yes.. we know, we are the best... Go ahead.. open it!

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

The Christmas Waltz by Stefan Kartenberg Ft: Lena Orsa (c) copyright 2017  Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license.  | http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/JeffSpeed68/57012  

Christmas Rap Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ 

It Came Upon a Midnight Clear by Kevin MacLeod | Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3931-it-came-upon-a-midnight-clear License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

In this special-guest episode, we interview everyone's favorite dungeon-dwelling chiptune composer, and producer of this show's theme song, Metroyd Myk!! We talk about bands, music, life, love, EVERYTHING... and as punishment for his copious contributions to our listener question segment, we pull the reverse uno card and put HIM through a ringer of weird questions, absurd trivia, and some secret challenges you'll have to hear in the episode. 

Myk is a badass composer, epic-tier shitposter, and an all around amazing guy, so follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/. His latest project is a Chiptune/Metal fusion band called Balefire, whose style can only be described as "the sound that plays when you look at the cool wizard on the dope painted vans". 

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The Boss is pitching a presentation for a new venture idea to the Shadow Council and the boys need to help him answer that age old debate: Dinosaurs or College Students. We're not quite sure what that age old question is.. but we're running these two game through the head2head gauntlet to determine, which is the most exploitable, most destructive, and most profitable business model to base our new amusement park off of. And if you think this episode can't get any weirder... well you bet Jur-ass-it-can. That joke works way better when said outloud. Anyways, tune into the episode, we interview some crazy characters, discuss equine edibles and talk about ALF for probably way too long. Remember Alf? He's back.. in podcast form.

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

The following music was used for this media project: Music: Soft Emotional Orchestra  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5598-soft-emotional-orchestra License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/

The following music was used for this media project: Music: Volatile Reaction by Kevin MacLeod Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5014-volatile-reaction License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://incompetech.com

After years of teasing and tempting the fates, it's finally happening. We are covering Bayonetta! Not only that, but were doing in the most over the top way possible, with game director interviews, live weapons testing, and a super secret guest that you won't believe. So strap on your colt-45 stilettoes and get ready for the wildest episode you've ever... aaaaand it's cancelled. Huh, that was quick. Well I'm sure you have some questions.. but don't worry we got answers! Answers to your LISTNER QUESTIONS that is. Cause it's a listener questions episode! Yay! Way better than the other stinky idea we had... yep. So uh, press play.

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

The following music was used for this media project: Music: Soft Emotional Orchestra  by Rafael Krux Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5598-soft-emotional-orchestra License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/

It's Halloween and the GAMECORP staff is off to a corporate nature retreat and the best part is.. ALL YOU INTERNS are invited! Yep, we're gunna have such a killer time at the haunted lodgings of Camp Wanapollutta River. Now, I'm sure your dying to check out all the scenic trails, the crystal clear lake, and the spacious rustic cabins. So hurry up and get in here, because absolutely nothing monstrous is going to happen to you. oh.. and Happy Halloween.

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A Special Shoutout to InkyDani for supplying the new season art! She's an amazing artist and entrepreneur and all around good person, go follow her! InkyDani on Instagram

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

ROCK N STONE!! We're digging into the vast wonders of this goofy multiplayer mining game, to see if it's really is a diamond-in-the-rough within the 4-player co-op swarm-fighting genre, compared games like Vermintide and Back 4 Blood. Meanwhile, the boys catch a rumor from our new dwarf buddy, Ol' Tom One-Eye, that there may be vast riches waiting to be excavated beneath GAMECORP.  But it's not as easy as Minecraft makes it seem, with a bureaucratic nightmare of regulations, approvals, and requisitions awaiting the boys, will they be able to unearth the riches they seek  or be doom to work at GAMECORP forever!? I mean.. GET TO.. get to work at GAMECORP forever. Whew... now press play.

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/

Music: Bama Country by Kevin MacLeod

Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3417-bama-country

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Artist website: https://incompetech.com

Love is war, and war is kinky! That's why were pitting these two infamously sleazy games against each other in a romantic yet vicious head2head battle to see which is the better degenerate material to idolize. 

And before you start throwing words around like 'pervert' and 'baka hentai', just know that it's all in the name of helping Luke get his groove back, as he's recently signed up for a video-game-character-only dating app and is back on his bullshit!... his 'bullshit' being trying to find love again. 

So, will Luke master the ways of seduction from our professors of persuasion... or will he be left-swiped into inceldom, doomed to be forever alone!?...No, I'm not gunna actually answer it in the description.. listen to the episode, dummy!

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A big ass THANKS to Josh and Beckuh from Bad Elephant Gaming for contributing to the show. Go follow & fall madly in love with them, they're awesome.

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A Special Shoutout to InkyDani for supplying the new season art! She's an amazing artist and entrepreneur and all around good person, go follow her! InkyDani on Instagram

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Intro, outro, and game description backing tracks are from the badass chiptune composer Metroyd Myk. The song used is 'I Can’t Break' from his 'Heart of the Juggernaut' Album. Follow him on Twitter: @MetroydMykMusic and support him by checking him out on Spotify and buying his album through https://metroydmyk.bandcamp.com/