The Quaranteam is going back to school, high school that is! How different was the pitiful sex education in Lume's suburban public school versus Kristen's slut-shaming catholic private school? Who could forget the insane world of dress codes (or even better, uniforms)! Apparently the showers were just for show for the ladies back in the day? Speaking of ladies, Kristen recounts the horrific embarrassment of, *gasp*... dropping a tampon in the hallway. Of course they had to discuss the pinnacle of high school aka Prom. Take a trip down memory lane from the life of a nerd and jock as they revel in all the dating trials and tribulations during this "dark" time in their lives.

QQH (44:39): Back with a chaotic good version of the quick hits this week. First up, WHEN HOLDING IN YOUR FARTS GOES WRONG. March Madness is officially over so Lume says his farewells to the tournament and a coaching legend. A Jerry Jones update that seems like more proof than denial. Speaking of updates, the "slap heard round the world" is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Lastly, Paula Patton's kitchen skills are not impressing the CEO at all!