Max and Tina discuss S03E08 of Once Upon a Time: Think Lovely Thoughts in which we're one Fate short of a trio, Rumple gets a subscription to daddy issues and we get an unexpected guest star.

Max and Tina discuss S03E07 of Once Upon a Time: Dark Hollow in which Emma throws some serious shade, there are too many dicks in the dark cave, and Belle and Ariel find Rumple's box.

Max and Tina discuss S03E06 of Once Upon a Time: Ariel in which Neverland gets hard in the cave of secrets, Ariel forks someone up, and Regina gets wet.

Max and Tina discuss S03E05 of Once Upon a Time: Good Form in which Britain may or may not exist, Regina has a heart to heart with a Lost Boy, and sometimes bad guys make the best good guys.

Max and Tina discuss S03E04 of Once Upon a Time: Nasty Habits in which the show gets stuck in a recursive loop, Tina hates that nobody knows what "pied" means, and you should never play drinking games with us.

Max and Tina discuss S03E03 of Once Upon a Time: Quite a Common Fairy in which Tinkerbell doesn't understand what fairies do, Henry takes a page out of his moms' book, and we do not believe in the Blue Fairy.

Max and Tina discuss S03E02 of Once Upon a Time: Lost Girl in which Mary Margret wages a war so she can feel good about herself, Emma's real superpower is childhood abandonment, and the Ironic Archer hits the most deserving of targets.

Max and Tina discuss S03E01 of Once Upon a Time: the Heart of the Truest Believer in which the feels are coming from inside the ship, Henry rolls a one on Sense Motive, and the long night's journey into season three begins.

Max and Tina discuss S02E22 of Once Upon a Time: And Straight On 'til Morning in which it's always awkward to meet your girlfriend's kid, we bid a fond farewell to Lacey, and lesbian subtext saves the day yet again.

Max and Tina discuss S02E21 of Once Upon a Time: Second Star to the Right in which Bae gets his Dickens on, Greg's dad resurfaces, and where is London even?