The Almighty Pineapple

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Episode 1: Meet Mama Vida – Your Guide to Healing, Power & Spiritual Truth

Welcome to the very first episode of The Almighty Pineapple, where spirit, wisdom, and practical guidance meet to help you step into your power and reclaim your life. I’m your host, Mama Vida—some of you may know me as Apetebi, a child of Elegua, Teacher, Consultant, Guide, Curandera, Espiritista, and Psychic Medium with all the clairs—clairvoyant, clairaudient, clairsentient, claircognizant. I am also a 5th-generation hereditary witch, walking in the footsteps of powerful ancestors who have guided me since birth, and I have been honored with multiple titles through community recognition and elder initiations.

In this episode, I share my journey and introduce the work I’ve been doing for over 37 years as a spiritual advisor. I began this path around age 14 under the guidance of my grandmother in Cuba, who practiced for her close family and friends. Spiritual gifts run deep in my family, though many relatives no longer walk this path. Over the years, I’ve trained, studied, and practiced in a wide range of traditions including Paganism (over 20 years, as a proud daughter of Hekate), Ifa, Lukumi, Catholicism, Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and the original Bible and Apocrypha. I’ve also worked with Native American communities, sourcing sages, wands, and spiritual tools, and learning directly from Lakota elders, integrating these teachings into my spiritual practice.

I also explain my current offerings, including transformational programs such as Love Thyself, Love & Know Thyself, and Soulful Mastery. These programs are designed to help you strengthen the most important relationship of your life—with yourself—through self-love, clarity, and spiritual empowerment, no recordings, no modules, just one-on-one transformational work. For those seeking ongoing guidance, my private membership, I Am The Altar, offers discounted single sessions, daily affirmations, automatic entry to full and new moon community rituals, monthly community readings, weekly astrological forecasts, collective readings, and a safe, judgement-free space to share your wins and challenges.

In this podcast, you’ll get short, micro episodes, ranging from 3–5 minutes, designed to give you clear, actionable insights and guidance. We’ll be covering topics like boundaries, ancestors, shadow work, inner child healing, decolonizing spirituality, and more. In tomorrow’s episode, we launch a 30-day Boundary Series, offering practical tools to protect your energy and strengthen your life, relationships, and spiritual practice.

If you’ve ever felt lost, stuck, or disconnected from your spiritual path, this podcast is for you. You’ll learn to reclaim your power, uncover hidden gifts, and integrate spiritual wisdom into everyday life. Whether you’re seeking personal growth, professional clarity, or deep healing, this podcast is your space to be inspired, guided, and empowered.

You can find all of my work and offerings at TheAlmightyPineapple.com, follow me on socials @TheTruthOfVida, and subscribe to my YouTube channel The Almighty Pineapple LLC for video content and teachings.

Get ready to dive in, claim your power, and step into the life you were meant to lead. This is The Almighty Pineapple—where spirit meets real-life transformation.


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The Almighty PineappleBy Vida Valdes