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We are Dawn Weiner. We are Weiner Dog. Unite with the host and discover the hilarious trauma of being a picked on middle school student. Along the way there’s Happiness, Owen Mills Picture Studios, baked beans, shitting on command, locker graffiti, garage band nightmares, mean teachers, Lolia and Brandon’s future deaths from fentanyl, dignity, background music for Epstein’s plane, tattletale trauma, scheduled sexual assault, a sprained finger, the prolific use of the f word and r word, The Special People Club, sending DoorDash to the White House, a song that is Jewish appropriation, a Lego telephone, free McDonalds and control over the remote.

 Exit ticket: Based on the field trip to an Indigo Girls and Melissa Etheridge concert and discussion on the car ride home, Justin pitches an outline for a musical called Welcome to the Dollhouse: A JonBenet Ramsey Musical featuring the music of Melissa Etheridge. Prepare to be appalled. 

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