Valentine's Day is a day for romance, love, and high expectations. How did yours fare this year? Today we recount the events of some of you poor schmucks that attempted to stir up some romance but instead were met with big fat Valentine fails. We want to hear if you had an amazing evening or if your fail tops some of the ones we tried not to laugh at today (we didn't try that hard). Email us at [email protected]! Next week is Smut Club so don't forget to read and review the February book: Accidental Valentine by Ellie Danes.