Is there no limit to how many blond people Kim Plath can gestate and birth? Does Micah also resemble a Ken doll under his bathing suit? Where is the line between "modeling" and "being photographed"? What is the line between "photograph" and "gay porn"? Does Michelle still play "Orphaned Teenagers" make-believe games with our other sister? What is the point of being an adult if you can't eat ice cream for dinner? Where is Kim really getting "screenshots" of Micah? Does Lydia have a boyfriend? (Are his initials "J.C."?) Are life skills overrated? 

Michelle made Colin jump in at Season 2 of Welcome to Plathville while we all wait for The Bachelorette to film, so here's the run-down on Episodes 1 & 2.