Who doesn't love a good embarrassing moment? Kristen and Lume swap some of their more memorable (cringeworthy) stories in the dating world. Kristen starts off by regaling the tomfoolery that is drunkenly never wanting to go tf home. It's totally kosher to ask a guy to pick you up, go back to his crib, pass out, then throw up in his car when he drops you off in AM... right? Then it’s Lume’s turn- Who goes out with friends and actually let's a girl take them on a random party bus? On a fateful night that involves the less fun version of "Netflix and chill", at least he left with some parting gifts. Next up, who got locked in a pool deck of a random apartment building?? Better question, is it not a fire hazard that you can’t exit a pool deck without a key??? Conclusion: All gates are dangerous, period. Is it normal to borderline brawl over Ubers? Another note, don't get pepper sprayed, it sucks. Lume closes out story time with the top life lesson of them all: do not let a random stranger borrow your phone at bar close, regardless of how good their reasoning is.

QQH(44:27): Lume renders his official review of Mortal Kombat (which yes he watched twice) and tells of the joy of returning to a movie theater for the first time in a year. Renting out a theater for a private screening: boss date move or too much? Kristen ridicules the latest news out of her infamous high school: they’re apparently suspending students for anti-police chanting. They close on a lighter note: a legendary man turned “criminal” who was caught getting birthday gifts from 35 different girlfriends...!?