Well Well Villanelle: A Killing Eve Podcast

We’re back with our longest recap of the season you hoes!! We made it to the finale and not a feeling will be spared! Our ladies hit the dance floor and finally have the conversation they so desperately need. Naturally we spend at about half an hour talking about the ballroom scene, BECAUSE IT DESERVES IT! Rhian crashes the party and proves herself to be a disappointing assassin, but quite adept at strap-blocking. Narrator: "And that's when Rhian knew, she really f*cked up."

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Live in Ronatine and curfew sucks, but bitches we made it!!

12:08 - Villanelle gets read to filth by Carolyn and her legendary BDE

22:00 - Konstantin and Dasha and a cruel twist of fate

31:22 - THE BEST VILLANEVE SCENE EVER!!! a.k.a. The Ballroom Scene

44:44 - England said GAY RIGHTS! Rhythm or no rhythm

50:38 - Are you leading or am I? Top!Eve rises again!!

57:03 - Villanelle's fears about Eve's potential judgement

1:03:05 - Villanelle touches her scar as she watches Eve leave

1:04:33 - Musing on plausible reasons behind "the dip"

1:08:04 - Mary Poppins with the bangs: the disappointing assassin

1:09:17 - Villanelle gives Eve her ticket to "freedom"

1:11:38 - Most Impressive Strap-block of the series goes to Rhiann

End of Part I

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With probably the shortest release we've done in over a year, we close out this ridiculous 5-part snack with a last muse on Villanelle's past lovers, a tangent into music and films inspired by the Great Depression era, and we discuss how the Killing Eve official accounts are still trolling us all. A special thank you all the essential workers still hustling and working amidst this pandemic, and to all of our listeners around the world. We love you guys!

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Musing on the death fake-outs and Villanelle's many lovers

7:27 - Thank you for noticing the queer!

7:57 - A query about when Gentleman Jack Crack resumes

9:39 - Cab Calloway and irresistible media about the Great Depression

12:27 - Taylor Swift's brother's band did the thing

14:27 - SPOTTED ON TWITTER/TUMBLR

14:41 - A perfect meme to describe the official KE account trolling us all

15:35 - Comparing Villanelle's convo with Irena with a scene from Person of Interest

17:35 - Side muse: Was Irina talking about herself as well?

18:35 - Poor Mo tried, but can't do it like Ophelia

19:22 - The way Eve describes Villanelle is singular

21:20 - FINAL TAKES

29:25 - FAVORITE LINE OF THE WEEK

33:01 - Announcements + Country Rundown!

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As we finish up our muses, Terrance Polastri predicts the deaths of the Bitter Pill staff, we discuss the call back to Villanelle as Billie in series 2 who did not like to be challenged, Candice does a super meta breakdown of the credits THAT HAVE RETURNED, that no one asked for, and what the hell has happened to our beloved Irina. And as usual, the listener grab bag of muses is teeming with goodies.

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Musing on a reckoning for the Bitter Pill

3:21 - Villanelle is finally ready for a challenge

9:22 - A super meta breakdown of the credits that could mean nothing

22:59 - Candice wants the equivalent of a Killing Eve Red Wedding

27:20 - Musing on Irina getting recruited

28:44 - GAYO CORREO

29:16 - Recalling the super gay Bovril Pam performance

29:56 - A tangent wish list of potential future roles for Jodie

32:12 - "In defense of Geraldine" a heartfelt plea

39:34 - A Friends meme to describe Eve and the fandom

41:06 - Calling Eve out on her messy behavior with love

43:46 - Memes about Eve being rude to men and Villanelle having her number

46:55 - BAFTA will be holding a Killing Eve online Q&A

48:00 - Correcting a question from last week

48:25 - Jokes on Eve's inability to be discrete

49:19 - Revisiting Billie's violence against Aaron and Amber's crush

50:48 - Maybe the poker dude from the bench DOES work for MI6

53:13 - Rejecting the awful reality of Keraldine

55:48 - Venting about the lack of Dark!Eve and Dasha's forced retirement

1:01:00 - Time as a Killing Eve construct with a tangent on 'Enter the Void'

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Midway through the snack, we finally begin musing on conspiracy theories for the finale. What's up with the Bitter Pill staff and will we receive a final explosive plot twist? Who is the plant? Is it Audrey, is it Bear, is it Jamie? Are there even any plants??? The stage has also been set for Carolyn to level-up in a major way, will she kill Paul and decide to set the 12 ablaze with Villaneve? We certainly hope so!

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - MUSINGS

0:42 - Why doesn't Jamie know what's happening with the raid?

2:24 - A skeleton muse from Terrance Polastri on Kenny

5:13 - Musing on things getting personal for Carolyn with Helene and the 12

7:48 - Shifting Carolyn Martens in the finale begins with Paul

10:15 - Musing on ways the 12 can remain intimidating in series 4

15:43 - A Polastri muse on homeless Geraldine

17:58 - What if Villanelle's first job is killing Rhiann?

20:21 - Mary Poppins with the bangs crashing the ballroom scene

25:18 - Terrance Polastri is DONE with Paul

26:59 - When, oh when, will Eve remove her wedding band

28:40 - A Polastri theory on Dasha getting out of hospital

36:26 - Eve and Villanelle oscillating with the one brain cell

39:18 - The Legend of Eve Polastri grows in the dark

43:31 - Untethered Polastri muses on Dasha and Konstantin

45:16 - Villanelle has cried with everyone, will she cry with Eve?

53:38 - Revisiting Villanelle's issue with Tatiana and comparisons to Eve

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In part two, we continue our Killing Eve revelations with a wonderful find thanks to fandom detectives. We also discuss the surprising mixed critic reactions to 'Beautiful Monster', the upcoming meeting between Carolyn and Villanelle, and all of the spoilers we got through sneak peeks, despite doing our very best to avoid them.

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Chapter Marks:

Fandom detectives discover a magical finale location0:31

Critics are split on 'Beautiful Monster'2:52

A focused breakdown of series 3 grievances from Inverse8:44

Killing Eve continues to troll the fan17:01

Reviewing the sneak peeks and previews for the finale20:56

Villanelle asks for a job from Carolyn and gets played21:49

Villanelle and Mary Poppins with the bangs, wait for the train31:10

A preview of Eve not being a nice lady37:00

For the first time this series, neither preview makes any sense42:47

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It took a little while, but the epic penultimate 5 part snack is finally here! Broken up into 5 easily digestible parts that come in at just over an hour, we muse, and muse, and then muse some more about all of our hopes, dreams and wishes for the Killing Eve series 3 finale. In part one we get into our most recent corrections, including a few spotted in the fandom on Twitter. And among the revelations we have this week, the most important one is probably that NEW SERIES 4 SHOWRUNNER LAURA NEAL WORKED ON THE SERIES 3 FINALE!! If you can't tell, this excites us a great deal. #InLauraWeTrust

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Jique! We live from Ronatine!

9:11 - CORRECTIONS

9:27 - Revisiting wrong predictions on major deaths

12:54 - The Lady in Red did NOT have a hand scanner, it's art

16:36 - Correcting fandom assumptions about Oksana

22:16 - Remembering Eve's first attempted murder

25:56 - Mo assassins, mo problems

29:07 - REVELATIONS

29:25 - Laura Neal co-wrote the finale! #InLauraWeTrust

32:11 - Jodie Comer interviewed by the Toronto Sun

37:51 - Taylor Swift, the budding misandrist

39:49 - Den of Geek explores Polastri theories for the 12

56:36 - Party at Villanelle's in Barcelona when quarantine is over!

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Villanelle tries with all her mushy might to fight her need to hold Eve while they are worlds apart, meanwhile Geraldine will not go gentle in that good night. She invades Konstantin's privacy why drawing a line in the sand as the reverse Graduate plays out before our eyes- WHY?? Baby misandrist Irena is still trapped in jail but already acquiring weapons, and of course Mo. Poor Mo. The window is closing on everyone’s happy ending but, was it ever truly in reach?

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - Eve and Bear try different methods of getting Villanelle's number

4:23 - Hijinks in Aberdeen with Villanelle and Dasha

13:10 - Konstantin arrives home to find a waiting Geraldine

17:24 - Dasha and Villanelle continue their beef on the golf course

21:42 - A quick mention of Villanelle's family Tartan

22:56 - Eve ignores her Uber driver who has too much to say

27:12 - Villanelle allows the mark to escape, but not before scaring him

37:57 - Eve reaches Dasha and DARK EVE RISES!!!

44:36 - Agent Mo calls Carolyn to tell her the good news, he's done it!

46:16 - Konstantin, Villanelle and Eve make three.. at the train station

51:58 - Eve misses her girl, but saves Villanelle from her feels

53:55 - Welp.. Mo is dead.. in a stream, and we don't know how

54:27 - Carolyn at home as her good mood cut short

1:00:51 - Konstantin is still alive, and apparently so is Dasha

1:04:32 - Eve gets a call from a very special someone at the Liverpool station

1:09:45 - Listener highs and lows from this episode

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Hey hoes, Beautiful Monster is in the can and there is much to be said. The return of Mo has Terrance completely in his feels for better and for worse. Villanelle has another meeting with the Lady in Red, where things quickly get inappropriate, but also THE TITLES ARE BACK! Turns out Taylor Swift has a little misandry in her as well.

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Chapter Marks:

0:30 - Live in Ronatine and Dark!Eve has risen!!!

6:02 - Starting at the beginning

7:57 - Villanelle, Helene, and Rhiann and a tiny chair

30:06 - A tangent on Villanelle, Anna and queer adolescence

37:31 - Back to Helene and her threats against Villanelle

39:52 - A meaningful cover from Taylor Swift

42:08 - The titles are BACK!

43:15 - Carolyn at brunch with Agent Mo

46:41 - Eve enters to take Mo's place, but doesn't get the omelet

51:27 - The deleted scenes from this episode

53:04 - Irena is in jail and no one is happy about it

56:14 - Eve dumpster dives for her lost cake box

1:02:12 - The Bitter Pill is raided, but Eve doesn't care

1:06:08 - Back in kiddie jail, Irena drags her dad for filth

END OF PART I

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In this final part of this weeks snackisode, we get into one of our new favorite segments: GAYO CORRREEEOOOO!! You guys sent us much to muse on this week, highlighting a number of things we missed, and we thank you! People have questions about Keraldine, more incredible fandom fan art, and we also announce a big giveaway towards the end of the snack.

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Episode Links:

"New Hail": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUO3YKXnxVU

"Get Something and Wave": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzC6wTEZZxs

Chapter Marks:

0:27 - Gayo Correo a.k.a Feral Fandom Friday

0:46 - Muse on Eve, Villanelle and Carolyn all defecting at series end

4:18 - Musing on why Villanelle said she would leave Eve

8:10 - What happened to Dred???

10:24 - Musing on Keraldine... again

13:47 - Musing on the red thread of fate and Hannibal comparisons

22:52 - Musing on what Irena's detention will ultimately lead to

25:40 - Musing on the resurrection narrative driving the plot forward

28:24 - A summation of our muse on the clips for next week

30:23 - A not so unpopular opinion on Eve's scenes

32:30 - Listener shoutouts!! Hey hoes!

35:18 - So Villanelle really did tamper with the hair dryer

36:44 - Musing on other fan opinions on the show

41:19 - Musing on Villanelle remaining with the 12 to protect Eve

54:33 - Show playlists are coming soon!

55:46 - The perfect meme for breakfast at the Martens

57:47 - Hatchet throwing is a thing we do

1:01:08 - Art with rubix featuring Sandra Oh

1:01:56 - What the hell are people talking about in Facebook??

1:08:17 - SPOTTED ON TWITTER/TUMBLR

1:08:35 - A skill-full breakdown of the tension in the bowling scene

1:10:08 - A fantasy for how Eve could rescue Villanelle

1:10:58 - Comparisons to Kill Bill are on brand

1:11:21 - "Mae" @killingjudy killing it with the poster fan art

1:13:17 - Lost hopes and dreams with goddamn Geraldine

1:13:52 - FINAL TAKES

1:19:38 - FAVORITE LINES OF THE WEEK

1:22:00 - We are doing another massive giveaway!!!

1:23:41 - A special thank you to all the wonderful people supporting us on Patreon!!

PART III

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It's time for musings, and muse we did! What in the world is going on with chaotic queer and Twelve member Paul? Will we lose the beloved Kim Bodnia next episode or will he fake his death to set Villanelle up? Also, can we please talk about Carolyn diagnosing Eve's 'Messiah Complex' of ONE for Villanelle??? There are so many questions that still remain, and we hope, fully clad clown make up contour, that the final two episodes deliver.

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Chapter Marks:

0:31 - MUSINGS

0:50 - Terrance Polastri is not impressed by Paul riding dirty

8:30 - Killing Eve has to earn our faith with exposition

13:11 - How do you solve a problem like Geraldine?

16:07 - Why are some people comparing Villanelle to Ted Bundy???

18:35 - Terrance Polastri muses on the construct known as time in Killing Eve

22:20 - Will Konstantin try to use Villanelle as a decoy with Paul?

27:34 - Musing on the content warnings for the finale and what they could be telling us

37:08 - Clown make-up contour... WE WILL SEE EVE IN A DRESS!!!

44:40 - Will Eve kill Dasha this series

53:08 - If Konstantin doesn't die, does he fake his death to set Villanelle up?

54:08 - Will Eve call Villanelle by her government name, Oksana in the finale???

58:06 - Musing on possible color theory ideas for the title

1:01:47 - Why is Dasha with Villanelle on her next job

1:06:19 - Musing on Carolyn diagnosing 'Eve's Messiah Complex'

1:09:39 - A grand muse from Candice on Carolyn's future

END OF PART II

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