Topics include Eleanor Roosevelt and Amelia Earhart, gossip. Boomer comedians for Boomers, horse-punching energy, a warning about Gilbert Gottfried cameos, sex-ed for grown-ass men, John Mulaney and parasocial relationships, the Iron Cowboy, narcissists, and so much secondhand embarrassment. Plus, a 2004 Cosmopolitan magazine helps us feel better about our "female behaviors." And finally, a seasonal basic bitch edition of F**k/Marry/Kill where we try to answer the age-old question, "How does seasons work?"