We're Breaking the News

We met an underachieving milipede, and roam around nature looking for animals to antogonize. Don't worry, it's cool, I have a friend who has pets.

It's time for a reckoning! Ron and Joe ride for justice against some of recent history's worst. Unfortunately, we think they are safe...for now.

Dutch. Bridge. Hindered. By. Poatatoes.
Cocaine. Dog. Has. Fine. Nose.
Sperm. Doctor. Hand. Built. Airplane.

WTF?

Time to get Super Spooky! Ron and Joe have never been conformists, so instead of Christmas in July, we get Halloween in June!

Jews mammal asteroids! Muslim clerics assassinated by time traveling Mossad agents! And Jerry Seinfeld has a specific set of skills!


Ron is REALLY sorry for this one....

Ron and Joe lose a war they weren't even fighting, a Ninja may be America's ulitmate weapon, and the Pentagon breaks the space-time continuum as Russia drinks!

Swim in poo and guess why you can't buy a house! While the Land Sharks attack, Ron and Joe fight the business dealings of a hacker.

A smattering of stuff from across the News spectrum. Silliness ensues!

Law Enforcement or Law Infringement? Ron and Joe go behind the badge for this hard hitting episode!

We're covering a smorgasbord of "quick" topics as we get into the silliness that is modern news.