Here’s an extended version with more energy and detail:

Simmo, Dukes, Xmas, and a very special guest appearance from Noah (more to come about our guest host soon) serve up a massive new episode of the Sports Wrap, packed with everything you love about the loosest sports show on the planet.

The boys kick things off by taking you Around the Grounds, breaking down all the biggest stories, surprise results, heroic performances, and questionable decisions from the week in sport. Whether it’s AFL, cricket, motorsport, or whatever madness the sporting world has cooked up, they’ve got it covered with their usual blend of insight and chaos.

Simmo returns with another instalment of Simon Says, where he’s once again trying—unsuccessfully—to convince the universe to just give him the bloody PlayStation. Expect tangents, half-baked theories, and Simmo’s trademark wisdom delivered with a wink.

Dukes steps up with a brand-new Crunching Numbers, sending stats lovers into a frenzy as he breaks down the figures behind the week’s big talking points. If there’s a number worth knowing, Dukes has crunched it, analysed it, and probably lost sleep over it.

Xmas is in fine form as always, chiming in with sharp takes and the occasional sledge, while our special guest Noah brings a fresh voice and a few surprises of his own.

It’s bold, it’s loose, it’s packed with laughs and sport—everything you expect from the Sports Wrap and more. Tune in and get around it!