New year, new season, same us... well mostly! Emma and Shannon kick off S3 discussing the dimensions of reinvention. Can we revamp our identities with Florentine Peach bedsheets? Tap dancing classes? A new apartment, haircut, or change of a dress? Whether resolutions are your thing or if you are "not giving up shit and resolve nothing" à la Roxane Gay, you're worth a million and we support you doing you.

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Psst... did you hear? It was a full-frontal attack of the face! Emma and Shannon talk gossip, scuttlebutt, and rumours both on the show and behind the scenes. Is gossip good? Is it bad? Or is it just gab? Side conversations include Carrie's stalking behaviour, actors becoming their characters, the infamous SJP and Kim Cattrall feud, and the haunting eyes behind the movie poster for Tim Allen's 2006 masterpiece, the Shaggy Dog. Our babies are settled, massage wands returned, and we're ready to dish the dirt!

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Flirtini? Tartini? Excuse you! We’d like a cheeseburger, large fries, and a Cosmopolitan! Emma and Shannon are discussing alcohol as an accessory, its relationship to wealth and class, and hot mess territory (that never warrants a passive-aggressive AA card).

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We brought the marijuana into the house and we're taking it with us when we leave! In a special 420 episode, Emma and Shannon are toking about Carrie's infamous breakup doobie, Sam's Hawaiian Gold, sex on X, and other drugs in the SATC universe. Join us on a journey – a trip if you will – or we'll just meet you around the corner at Drown the Hound.

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Pack your bags, listeners – you're coming to the country with us! Emma and Shannon discuss the great outdoors, Aidan's rustic cabin, getting stuck in the mud, appropriate footwear, and feeling out of your element. City life? Country life? Who knows, maybe we're all just rats in various cute outfits.

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Scout, Pete, Fatty, and Elizabeth Taylor have entered the chat... much to Carrie's dismay. Let's talk pets! Emma and Shannon are swiping right on dogs, left on rodents, and discussing the owners on the other end of the leash in the SATC universe. PETE KNEW!

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Emma and Shannon are grabbing the big candles and come full circle from discussing death to birthdays and all the mixed feelings about attention, celebration, aging, and expectations that come with them. Order us a couple of Shirley Temples and we'll see you at Il Cantinori... cc Friar Fuck.

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From Charlotte and Trey to the wedding that's reduced to just gay, Emma and Shannon are discussing wedding ceremonies, speeches, outfits, and the Liza Minnelli of it all. We'll see you on the dance floor, Bunny MacDougal!

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*Contains various movie/TV spoilers! In a special Valentine's Day Minisode, Emma and Shannon rate famous love quotes as they compare to Big’s low-effort love fax/email based on our newly-created and highly-scientific "email to heaven" or "fax to hell" system.

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Emma and "Scannin' Shannon" are confronting their relationship ghosts and taking a dive into the Ex Files. Can Carrie and Big just be friends? Or should we run away and pretend exes don't exist, à la Miranda? Either way, we're walkin', talkin', scannin', and feeling hot. 🔥

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