Westworld Tonight

Into the valley of LIFE ride the six hundred (or so)! We end Season Two as we thought we were ending Season One -- with not just one great escape to another world, but two. The havoc wreaked (oh, and it will be) should feel much...closer to home next season. Join us as we learn the lore leading to Lake Massacre, shown all the way back in Episode One. Nevermind the ol' question of "who's a robot" -- we've upped the game. Dolores pulls out ALL the stops. Our three most major players converge on one spot, to violent ends. Souls are bared, swapped, and sacrificed. Phoenixian rebirth is witnessed. The stage is set for human subjugation. We did it to ourselves -- that's why it really hurts.

 

Disclaimer: We already have the Season Three finale figured out and our language is rated "R".

Gimme a West! Gimme a a World! Gimme a Tonight! What's that spell? I'm very selfish.

Hey, everybody! Join us for our discussion on everyone's favorite consciousness-defining, timeline-jumping, keep-ya-guessing morality play! We're closing in on The End. What is Big Data gonna have in store for our group of heroes (?), miscreants (!) and straight-up, I guess, villains? A major player questions their humanity. An already-superuser is elevated. Everyone continues their trek to...each other, at least. Things are about to get virtually hectic. By the way...that timeline... *whistles*

 

Disclaimer: We solemnly swear like sailors. And we solemnly guess like...failers.

The Ballad of Akecheta and Kohana! Join us in our discussion of all things Ghost Nation this week. Explore with us the marketing of the maze and the resulting Fordian take on it. The humanization of the Bard Sizemore continues. Maeve's capabilities are mused upon. Musical accompianment: our favorite 90s bands: Drawing Mazes, Horse Mask, and Robobanger.

Just kidding -- this podcast is about Garfield: The Movie. Enjoy!

 

 

Disclaimer: We're foul-mouthed and we're gonna spoil you. For the show. Or vise-versa.

Y'all. We got it all. Robots, backups, explosions, CR4-DLs, timelines, realities, ghosts, demons, dragons..wait, I...swords, sorcery, magic...I..wh...what show is this, agai -- MONSTER TRUCKS, PLANE CRASHES, NAPOLEON...Ladies & gentlemen...welcome to...Choose Your Own Adventure #1 -- The Cave of Time. What?

 

Disclaimer: This is actually a show about Westworld, the HBO show. We swear with swear words and we also say things that will end up being spoilers when we are proven to be right about our theories.

 

NOW who's asking the questions? Still us. The Cradle fights back and becomes the vacation destination someone will wish they never head about! Bernard goes Neo. Grace makes an appeal and a plan. You know what they say about plans. An old friend shows he's still a player.

 

Disclaimer: I don't have time to be clever. NSFW language and potential spoilers ahead.

♪ Come on over to Shogun World -- you're gonna have a death-filled day! ♪

Kon'nichiwa! Take a quick jaunt with us on a content-light but action-heavy episode through Shogun World with the gang and the doppelgäng! Maeve gets mental. Dolores gets some and then gives some. A beautiful dance goes awry.

 

 

Disclaimer: I'm not positive we swore in this episode, but of course we did. We also reveal all the secrets of Westworld and other worlds, past present, and future. Caveat audentis!

Oh, the humanity! This episode is more revealing than a trip upstairs at the Mariposa Saloon! Join us in deepdiving on the begingames and endgames and everywhere-in-betweengames of several big characters. Delos's larger game is revealed, Nitro shots are had, and someone has a daddy issue.

 

 

Disclaimer: Not for the ears of babes! You have been warned, babes! Also, it's a speculative free-for-all. It's like Reddit, only less everythingist.

What I've learned...don't go to Delos Destinations if you want your borders respected, folks! Ain't happenin'. It's Humanity vs. The Bots in the grudge match of the 1/2-century! Grab a ringside seat as we wax guessosophic about where this is all going. Do well and you might find yourself in The Valley Beyond, Fordwilling!

 

 

Disclaimer: We swear, we dare (to speculate), and we're not going away!

♪ Hey! Hey! You! You! Get Outta The Park! ♪

The Delos's seem like such a nice bunch, don't they? Play it again, Dolores! The transformation of William is further revealed. An 'istorical sales pitch is portrayed. Such splendor is reveled in. Join us as we discuss this highly flashbackian account of events of former times and other places and get a go-forward look at the new, real dangers in the park.

 

 

Disclaimer: F words. S words. X...words? Also, our speculation will find true its mark and turn into dreaded spoilers. Cuz we're GOOD.

We're pleased to welcome you back to Westworld after a 500-day hiatus! Won't you join us as we depart on Dr. Ford's final (?) narrative? What fates are in store for our (anti)heroes as they sort through their new disarray and try to find beauty in this world? Bring yourself back online as we delve into new dangers, new parks, new motivations, and nude Sizemores! 

 

 

Disclaimer: Unladylike language. Rusty hosts. Sleepy Mikes.