Wet Brain is back. We back. It girl edition. Perfect girl life podcast. Join Walt and Honor as they (lmoa writing in 3rd person has me dying) freak the hell out with Trust Fund Goth Mika of Depop fame, da theorist Biz Sherbert aka Markfisherquotes and Megsuperstarprincess of lehipsterportal. Tons of banter in this one. Honor freaks out and has to go to France to recover. Walt gets chopped in Cape Cod. Girls rule! Boys drool!!

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Walter says stop breaking the 4th wall. Honor can’t stop/won’t stop, has no idea Cellectuals brain rot drip. ENTROPIC ASS VIBES. Breaking means making means breaking when it comes to whatever Wet Brain is/could be. Men used to build great monuments, hanging gardens, temples enclosed by peribolos walls. Now we just have Patreon and this paywall. There is no mythic temple here, no ruins either, just insufferable Honor and Walt and 5 guests who made myths in our modern meta mind melt early meepocene moment.

First LAWRENCE SCHLOSSMAN of Throwing Fits discusses #Menswear, the Tower of Babel he blogged/built with Four Pins...We have conversations that achieve next to nothing. We use words that would be utter gibberish to any outsider. We measure value using the immeasurable scale of influence. This is #menswear in 2014.This is pure nonsense…but it’s 2021 and we are post Vibe Shift post posts so like go your crew chopping in cosmopoesis mode, build a lil Youtopia like LAINA (@Mistervacation) did with the meme page Patias Fantasy World, where hyper specifically curated memes became the foundation of much much more fantasy world changes real world...LAINA who is studying medicine has a word of warning for us all…end of the universe vibes….but still chill….next boom Delphic oracle time w/ SEAN MONAHAN of K-Hole….u know #normcore guy….and more….then Mud Flood w HUNTER CROWDER of stunts Bullfrog the great american mud wrestle...then PAUL FROM BIBLE and overcoming the white allegations and more more moreeee.Ok sorry sorry.

(つ,,╹﹃ ╹,,)つ ☆ WALT and HONOR go Warwick University mode with renowned philosopher and cultural critic DR. NINA POWER…from ᵈᵒᵒᵐ ᵍᵉⁿ ² ᶻᵒᵒᵐ ᵍᵉⁿ....A ＣＨＯＰＰＥＤhistory lesson spanning the early 2000s constellation☆network of infinite hyperlinked iconic theory blogs to our quirked up angelpilled 滲み出るエロス savage minds and substacks of today ☏ ☏ ☏  a wet brainstorming session with novelist/director/actor/meme master (of cum) PETER VACK…post- irony ….post-autofiction….post-gender….post-9/11 vibes [Aˢˢʰᵒˡᵉˢ ⁽²⁰¹⁷⁾ DᵉᵐᵒⁿˢFˡᵘᶦᵈˢ Sᵏʸᴰᶦᵛᵉʳ ⁽²⁰¹⁰⁾ TᵉᵉⁿTᵉʳʳᵒʳᶦˢᵗˢ ⁹/¹² RᵃᵈᶦᶜᵃˡᶦᶻᵉᵈRᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐⁿᵉˢˢ] ☏ ☏ ☏ The totally ☆ struck hosts call up legendary writer TAO LIN to talk gangstalking, society leaving and reading internet H8….᭙ꪮ᭙…Leave Society out everywhere August 3rd ☏ ☏ ☏ Just when they think things can’t get anymore chopped HONOR’S GRAMMY goes gossip mode…a terrible tale of schizzed proportions (machete, australia, literally chopped) ♥ 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 ♥ ♥♡♥(ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)♥♡♥

♡♡𝒫.𝒮. ᴿᵃᶠᵐᵃⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴷᶦˢˢᶦᶜᵏ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᶜʰᵉᶜᵏ ᵃˡᵉʳᵗ ⁺ ᶦⁿˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳᵃᵇˡᵉ ᴴᵒⁿᵒʳ'ˢ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ ² ᵗʰᵉ ᴵᵒⁿ ᴾᵒᵈ ᵈᶦˢᶜᵒʳᵈ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵘⁿᶦᵗʸ ⁺ ᵃ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿ ⁴ ᶜᵃʳᵒˡᶦⁿᵉ ᶜᵃˡˡᵒʷᵃʸ ⁺ ˡᵒᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ♡♡

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Featuring calls with @Lunch_Enjoyer (Pat), Chris Black, Writers Life Tips (also named Pat), Yun (Walts gf), and Matthew (Honor’s bf).   

Review of NY Mags teen poll, JOkr the app, Chris Chan did what? and some other stuff too. Mad embarrasing moment where Walt and Honor make an apology to (つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ Lolcow ugh sorry guys we are the cows. Paywalled wow. ¯(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) chopped.

❤❤ Go viral with rapper Babyxsosa ❤☏❤ A hello to Gio live from Milan ❤☏❤ Rafman returns with another dream ❤☏❤ Zans and Walter finally make peace ❤☏❤Mitch gets Honorpilled❤☏❤

❤❤intro music by Mut❤❤

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(⁍̴̆◡⁍̴̆ )⊃✫⌒*･ﾟ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡Honor and Walt get on the phone with some friends.｡༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑The scoop on ALANA CHAMPION's legal situation⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡Insider information on EUGENE KOTLYARENKO + ANDY FAULKNER's new film.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿Summer style tips with JAMES HARRIS of Throwing Fits⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡DEAN KISSICK'S words of wisdom⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡Staples shopping spree with ALLISON PEERY.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿OLIVE PARKER live from the pub⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡