Back for another episode of the best podcast you'll hear today! Since updating her dating app profiles last episode, Kristen announces some early results. Amidst her app bashing, Lume drops the actual price of the top tier of “The League" dating app and... WTF!? Then he highlights a few of the more reckless dating profiles he has come across recently. Spoiler alert, there are a lot of red flags in these profiles. Some of y’all been writing these thangs like you're tryna make a *particular* kind of online video....

Later, the crew explore some tough questions. Would you be mad if a roster member TEXTED you a comment about your latest IG post instead of simply, oh I don’t know, COMMENTING on the post!? If you are in a situationship, can you be out here liking other people’s bikini/gym pics or sliding in the DMs? If given the option of IRL sexy time every 24 hours, would anyone ever reach for a browser? You know Kristen got some hot takes on this one.

Lastly, the hunt is on for a destination wedding date for Kristen. Taking bets now, will she find someone up to the task of “playing house" for week at a luxury resort? Or will she be going solo dolo?

QQH (52:29): Kristen gives Lume his dues on the whole "Bennifer" relationship... almost enough dues. Then the two try to peel back the layers on all that is the Simone Biles Olympics situation.