We try to make our getaway. And learn how to tell champagne from turbid horse urine. (And teach a Valuable Lesson in what happens if you support the show.)

We poke the village. It pokes back.

Popular vet and weird fiction author Mick Narsh has gone missing near Dartmoor. Will his friends be able to track him down?

And not, as some of us might have hoped, Spring Break on Booty Island.

We trust nobody. But they do seem to be leading us in dangerous directions, so what-ho.

The triumphant conclusion. First as tragedy, then as farce.

Heroism comes from an unexpected, I mean completely expected, quarter.

The Blue Pyramid is not quite as we expect. For one thing, it's not on fire even when we leave it.

We make some plans. They probably aren't good plans. But they will be lots of fun.

The penetration of Penhew continues, and we meet an unexpected ally.