Won't someone think of the children?

Terminal Endeavours

Austin, allegro.

Latex Nuns at Lolita High

Go to the village, they said. Get a barrel of grog, they said. How hard can it be?

Our heroic escape was not recorded. Rabbit's Foot explains what happened.

But how did they get such an impressive cellar space dug out and stone-lined in the first place?

With a different set of Good Friends at our backs, we break and enter in a vague hope of finding some compelling evidence. Of something.

A new job sees the team travel to a tropical paradise to pick up a sample of a new medical product. What could go wrong?

We continue our trip down the social scale, associating with accused murderers and taxi drivers.