Because everything is (still) awful, we started off with some real joy, oohing and ahhing over the beautiful celebration that was the Lillard wedding. #ItsAboutDameTime, as they say! Then we deep dive on Larry Nance Jr and stage a dramatic reading of Marquese Chriss’s Wikipedia page. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and hopefully you will learn something new!

00:30 Icebreaker: What would YOU give Mr and Mrs Lillard for a wedding present? 

3:20 On watching real joy. 

4:55 Spotted at the wedding

8:00 Outfit recaps

9:30 Thankfully no trades happened during the wedding

10:10 About Larry Nance Jr.

12:10 Dunk Contest diversion (save those hops for athletic rebounding fellas!)

14:25 Soccer player diversion

16:30 Wyoming vs Lehigh

17:50 Larry living with Crohn’s disease and starting Athletes Vs Crohn's and Colitis

19:50 How will Larry fit in basketball wise (don’t worry, we barely go into it. Virtually every other Blazers podcast will give you lots more details)

21:10 Larry Nance Jr wedding story

23:35 A dramatic reading of Marquese Chriss’s wikipedia page and why we are his mother’s biggest fans. 

30:00 Is this the roster the Blazers are going to go with this season?

35:00 Ben Simmons thoughts

44:00 Blazers got better?

45:00 What is a satisfactory season? 

49:45 We chose this.

51:30 Damian Lillard is a storyteller, even in the clothes he wears. 

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