A man goes crazy at a school board meeting over masks forcing him “to breathe carbon dioxide”, a woman tells Dr. Phil she has been married 10 times and is ready to move on from her current husband, a man caught playing with himself in his van claims he was just playing air drums, a man breaks into a closed McDonalds when he has a craving for McNuggets, the shortest length of time is now called a “zepto-second’ which scientists use to measure light, and a bird upstages it’s owner by whistling and singing while he plays guitar and it’s super cute!