Fitz in the Morning

A nurse who brags on TikTok that she doesn’t wear a mask while traveling and having playdates with her kids gets fired, a post-Thanksgiving dinner turns deadly after someone digs into the leftovers with their bare hands, a contestant named Kovid competed on “Project Runway” in 2019 and his outfit included a mask, the mysterious monolith in Romania has now disappeared as well as the one in Utah, and the McDonald’s McRib is back and they’re offering a free one men who post pictures of newly clean-shaven faces.

Fitz has his Buddy the Elf costume in his bag today to surprise Carrie Underwood as they record the CT40 Christmas Special and we’re a little worried at how surprised she’ll be. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a nurse who brags on Tik Tok that she doesn’t wear a mask while traveling and having playdates with her kids gets fired, a post-Thanksgiving dinner turns deadly after someone digs into leftovers with their bare hands, a contestant named Kovid competed on “Project Runway” in 2019 and his outfit included a mask, the mysterious monolith in Romania has now disappeared as well as the one in Utah, and the McDonald’s McRib is back and they’re offering a free one men who post pictures of newly clean-shaven faces. We take your calls on where to get the Best Local Coffee including Olympia Coffee Roasting Company and Lady Bug Bikini Espresso. In the Fitz Files Justin Timberlake buys a wheelchair accessible van for a kid with Cerebral Palsy, Taylor Swift has already licensed her rerecorded “Love Story” for a commercial, a hotel in Michigan has Buddy the Elf suite, and Post Malone had a $250K made for his Dallas Cowboys. On the $1000 Minute, Linda from Sammamish goes out on #9, Charlene from Puyallup goes out on #10 but Lorie from Snohomish WINS! All Jacked Up includes Joel who told his mom the “Only Fans” charges on her credit card bill are for a celebrity chat line. “I Don’t Know the Words” Karaoke proves whether or not we really know Christmas songs like we think we do; Ryder’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You” is spectacular. People are spending less time on personal hygiene in lockdown; where do you stand on showering these days? Drew has a horrible Customer Service story but we want to hear your great ones. Today’s Troop Salute is Martin Connors of the US Army and all those who are serving away from home over the Holidays.

The mysterious metallic monolith found in Utah has vanished, scented candle makers are reporting a drop in average review rankings due to Covid loss of smell, a woman filming a TikTok video is interrupted by an intruder, a man is arrested for repeatedly calling 911 to belch into the phone, a stolen ukulele is recovered when the thief is spotted playing it in a park, and a tequila bar is dodging pandemic restrictions by registering as a church.

December means we’re that much closer to 2021! But it also means “Wham-aggedon” so watch out for “Last Christmas” to hit your ears! Listen all day Today and Wednesday as we give away an Amazon Fire every hour on the Tens! In the What Are Kidding Me stories, the mysterious metallic monolith found in Utah has vanished, scented candle makers are reporting a drop in their average review rankings due to Covid loss of smell, a woman filming a TikTok video is interrupted by an intruder, a man is arrested for repeatedly calling 911 to belch into the phone, a stolen ukulele is recovered when the thief is spotted playing it in a park and a tequila bar is dodging pandemic restrictions by registering as a church. Fitz is miffed his mother-in-law told his kids the movie “A Christmas Story” is a terrible movie before they even had a chance to watch it. A painting from 1860 has surfaced showing what appears to be a woman holding a modern iPhone – is she a time traveler? In the Fitz Files, Kelly Clarkson’s divorce is getting even uglier over custody and spousal support, Justin Bieber says he wants as many kids as his wife will “pop out” and Pink’s 9-year-old daughter is an amazing singer. On Make Up or Break Up, Danielle from Auburn is upset her boyfriend Cameron doesn’t believe that his dad straight up grabbed her butt at Thanksgiving and said “I’d like to grab them giblets”. Text The Truth has us regain your deepest, darkest secrets anonymously. Ryder actually has a little cousin named MacGuyver and we can’t believe it.

thief steals a wheel from someone’s car and leaves a frozen turkey in its place, some doctors are reporting Covid-19 may cause unexpected tooth loss, Florida Man thaws his Thanksgiving turkey in his swimming pool every year, a flight attendant is in big trouble for running a side-hustle with her “Only Fans” offerings while in-flight, a really high couple calls police several times to report possums jumping out of their fridge and microwave, and Snoop Dogg does an amazing job commentating on the Tyson-Jones and Paul-Robinson Fights, including singing a hymn for Nate Robinson after he hits the deck.

We share how the Weekend Was Going Fine Until...Claire came home to find her front door wide open and both her dogs gone…Drew’s girlfriend lost her credit card somewhere in a Christmas tree farm…Fitz’s mother-in-law got car sick…and Ryder had to get a Covid Test. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a thief steals a wheel from someone’s car and leaves a frozen turkey in its place, some doctors are reporting Covid-19 may cause tooth loss, Florida Man thaws his Thanksgiving turkey in his swimming pool, a flight attendant is in trouble for running a side-hustle with her “Only Fans” offerings in-flight, a really high couple calls police to report possums jumping out of their fridge and microwave, and Snoop Dogg does an amazing job commentating on the Tyson-Jones and Paul-Robinson Fights. After a Very Zoom Thanksgiving, it looks like we’re in for a Very Zoom Christmas and New Year’s Eve. In the Fitz Files “The Mandalorian” gives Baby Yoda a name and people don’t like it, Bachelorette Clare wants people to stop saying mean things to her, Morgan Wallen will be on SNL this weekend, and Vancouver, B.C. wants to name a street after Ryan Reynolds but he doesn’t what it because bad traffic will literally make him sound bad. Fitz has information about newest emojis coming out like Ninja, Toilet Plunger, and Actual Human Heart. In The Good Stuff, the Denver Broncos were facing a game with no quarterback because everyone was out with a Covid scare so an undrafted receiver who played some in college stepped up to QB for the team; also the first-ever female football player at a Power 5 School played over the weekend. Despite reports of people splitting up, many couples report getting closer to their significant other this year. Today’s Troop Salute is Jerad Sheen of the US Navy. In County Wars King County Wins the Month of November! In Food News, Ryder tells us about Pillsbury Peppermint Frosting, Kit Kat’s Birthday Cake Flavor, Pickles on Pizza as the new rage and how to make Reindeer Bait.

Drew is concerned that he pulled his Brick of Turkey out of the freezer too late for Thanksgiving. Fortunately the What Are You Kidding Me stories start with advice on how NOT to prepare your Turkey! Also on WAYKM: a new TikTok trend is kids fooling their parents into thinking the TV is broken, two Yoga teachers beat the crap out of each other over a heater, a Canadian council meeting stalls when someone’s mic is left on in the bathroom, a Oregon man is caught stealing 108 rolls of TP in Walla Walla, and a guy who stole a Coors Light truck from outside a store tries to jump out of it the moving truck and runs himself over. (You won’t believe how many P1s call in to say they’ve run themselves over.) Fitz’ has a Special Spot where he watches a massive eagle’s nest but he won’t tell anyone where it is. The Curse of Snohomish County continues for Drew who says when he asked the previous owner for information on the house she only replied “too many bad memories, I don’t want to talk about it.” Meanwhile Ryder thinks we’ve cursed him, because ever since we pointed out his 666 Facebook followers, he keep seeing satanic signs everywhere. In the Fitz Files, on “The Bachelorette” one guy tries to sneak to Tayshia’s room but ends up at host Chris Harrison’s instead and Grammy nominations are out with controversy as the Weekend didn’t get any and Justin Bieber was nominated for Pop but thinks he’s R+B. All Jacked Up includes Diana from Poulsbo who argues with Alexa and Kim in Spanaway who hides in her rabbit house when life gets too stressful. Fitz needs your advice on whether to hold his kids back a year because of all the schooling and experiences they’ve missed. And in case you missed it, we revisit our rendition of The Very First Thanksgiving.

Fitz has advice on how NOT to prepare your Turkey and how to handle leftovers, a new TikTok trend is kids fooling their parents into thinking the TV is smashed, two Yoga teachers beat the crap out of each other over a heater, a Canadian council meeting stalls when someone’s mic is on in the bathroom, a Oregon man is caught stealing 108 rolls of TP in Walla Walla, and a guy who stole a Coors Light truck from outside a store tries to jump out of the moving truck and runs himself over. (You won’t believe how many P1s call in to say they’ve run themselves over.)

The popular 12-foot-tall Halloween skeleton from Home Depot is now a popular Christmas decoration with people adding Santa stuff to it, a babysitter is being sued for getting Chicken McNuggets for the kids of a vegan family, the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is “Covid-19”, a squirrel staggers around drunk after eating a fermented backyard pear, Dr. Fauci’s announcement that Santa is immune to Coronavirus has internet freaks wanting to drain Santa’s plasma for his antibodies, and a guy who went to the doctor to get treatment for depression over his cheating wife finds out she was cheating with the doctor.

Drew got into an argument with his girlfriend about the proper way to make toast which got us all into a discussion about our favorite toast. Meanwhile, more than half of people surveyed say they’re writing off healthy eating and plan to pig-out from now through New Year’s Day. The Fitz in the Morning Players reenact The First Thanksgiving! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, the popular 12-foot-tall Halloween skeleton from Home Depot is now a popular Christmas decoration, a babysitter is being sued for getting Chicken McNuggets for the kids of a vegan family, the Oxford Dictionary Word of the Year is “Covid-19”, a squirrel staggers around drunk after eating a fermented pear, Dr. Fauci’s announcement that Santa is immune to Coronavirus has internet freaks wanting to drain Santa’s plasma and a guy who went to the doctor to get treatment for depression over his cheating wife finds out she was cheating with the doctor. In the Fitz Files, Marshawn Lynch gives away 200 thanksgiving turkeys, Ken Jennings will be the first interim host for “Jeopardy”, and former “Bachelorette” Kaitlyn Bristow wins “Dancing with the Stars” making it two years in a row a former Bachelorette wins it. On the $1000 Minute, Christy from Kenmore Wins! On Make Up or Break Up, Holly from Everett just found out her boyfriend Craig lost his job two months ago and hasn’t told her. Text The Truth has you sharing your most twisted secrets with us, like the mom who realized her kid is the dumbest one in class after watching Zoom school. Fitz helps us get prepared the most Uncomfortable Conversations likely to come up at the Thanksgiving table like “when are you getting married?” and “what do you do again?” Mind Blown has hard-to-believe factoids that will, well, Blow Your Mind!