Fitz in the Morning

Most Americans polled in a recent survey say their couch has been their best friend during the pandemic, a guy is arrested for using the products while still inside an adult store, a Rhode Island group is building “Hobbit Houses” to rent, you can now visit the actual Titanic wreckage on the bottom of the Atlantic for just $125K per person, when you see Santa to Cabella/Bass Pro this year he will be behind a magic shield, and Florida Man goes nuts when his Checker’s Burger runs out of lettuce.

Claire is now sporting Mullet along with Fitz, and the pressure is on Drew to be next. Listen for your chance to win a Nintendo Switch every hour! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, most Americans say their couch is their best friend during the pandemic, a guy is arrested for using the products inside an adult store, a Rhode Island group builds “Hobbit Houses” to rent, you can now visit the Titanic wreckage on the bottom of the Atlantic for $125K per person, when Santa comes to Cabella/Bass Pro he will have a magic shield, and Florida Man goes nuts when his Checker’s Burger runs out of lettuce. Ryder’s is headed for the Dental Surgeon’s office to get a brand new smile. Wal-Mart is having three official Black Fridays to avoid crowding. In the Fitz Files, Alex Trebek passes away of Pancreatic Cancer although he filmed Jeopardy episodes up until 10 days ago, Lee Brice is out of the CMA’s after a positive Covid-19 Test, and Lil Nas X has a Christmas Song with Michael J Fox in the video. Today’s Disaster Date comes from Barry All-Day-Every-Day who had a date with a woman who was apparently married and the husband came home during the date. What Targeted Social Media Ads are you getting? ‘Cuz Fitz is getting man caves, log cabins, and galaxy lamps, Ryder is getting gaming chairs, Claire gets invites to marathons and races, and Drew gets cabinet hardware. Drew is hearing the Call of the Wild at his hew house in Monroe which is apparently surrounded by a pack of coyotes.Today’s Troop Salute is for the 245th Birthday of the US Marine Corps. Do you have a Cranky Coworker? Every work place has one and we decide who ours is. Ryder’s Food News includes Starbucks cancelling the Gingerbread Latte, but adding the Hot Cinnamon Roll Frappuccino Latte, and Costco has a “12 Chocolates of Christmas Calendar” with edible ornaments! Monday Motivation has motivating quotes to get your week started off right!

Drew is giddy over some new Costco Flannel and Fitz and Claire are giddy over Dale on “The Bachelorette”. It’s Friday, so let’s Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman is arrested after stashing a handgun in the bushes outside Disney World and blaming it on her 6-year-old, Florida Man pulls a gun on another driver who insults his manhood based on his truck, a guy who sued Canada Dry for deceptive practices about the health benefits of their Ginger Ale gets $200K, “Election Disorder” is recognized as an actual stress condition by doctors, a new 2020 candle smells like a combo of things like Joe Exotic, and guy a wearing a t-shirt saying “BBQ, Beer and Freedom” crashes a Nevada Election briefing. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends “Dawson’s Creek” on Netflix, “Inside-Out” on Disney+, and “Reno 911” on HBO Max. In the Fitz Files, it’s a “Bachelorette” Blow-Out as Dale proposes to Clare, the rest of the guys demand an apology, and we met the new Bachelorette. An Anonymous P1 needs your help with Insta-Therapy because he doesn’t know how to tell his wife that she is going bald. Fitz is passing the Mullet Torch to Claire, who is getting one tomorrow, but Drew refuses to be the next in line and Ryder proves to us he’s got nothing to mullet with. Believe It or Not includes Tyler from Mill Creek who should probably be in jail, Stephanie from Federal Way who was kissed on the head by Oprah as a baby, and Nina from Mill Creek who had a family murder solved by “Unsolved Mysteries”. Drew has noticed a huge increase in scams on Facebook Marketplace as he is trying to outfit his new home. Claire is tired of being watched by dog-poop-fearing neighbors as she walks her dogs. In the Weekend Party Preview, the Auburn Veteran’s Parade is happening as a Vehicle parade and the Bass Pro / Cabela Winter Wonderland is opening Saturday with a Santa Parade.

A woman is arrested outside Disney World after stashing a handgun in the bushes and blaming it on her 6-year-old, Florida Man pulls a gun on another driver who insults his manhood based on the size of his truck, a guy who sued Canada Dry for deceptive practices about the health benefits of their Ginger Ale gets $200K, “Election Disorder” is recognized as an actual stress condition by doctors, a new 2020 candle smells like a bunch of weird things including Joe Exotic, and a guy wearing a t-shirt saying “BBQ, Beer and Freedom” crashes a Nevada Election briefing.

Scientists in Thailand have solved the problem of stinky feet with a zinc-oxide nano-solution for your socks, we nearly had Caitlyn Jenner running as Kanye’s VP, Colonel Sanders is shaving his moustache and goatee for “Movember”, a 5-year old breaks the Guinness World Record for recognizing cartoon characters in a minute, a distillery in New Hampshire has a new deer-flavored whiskey, and an Oregon man robs a store but gets caught because he has a couch strapped to the top of his getaway car.

Drew likes living on the edge so today he drove all the way in from Monroe to Bull-vue on a flat tire; one day last week he drove in on fumes after his girlfriend left him with no gas. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, scientists in Thailand have solved the problem of stinky feet with a zinc-oxide nano-solution, we nearly had Caitlyn Jenner running as Kanye’s VP, Colonel Sanders is shaving for “Movember”, a 5-year old breaks the Guinness World Record for recognizing cartoon characters in a minute, a distillery in New Hampshire has a new deer-flavored whiskey, and an Oregon man robs a store but gets caught because he has a couch strapped to the top of his car. Drew is cultivating a Bromance with his new neighbor who has a big garage full of tools and a tractor. If you want to impress people Fitz has a list of words that will enhance your eloquence. In the Fitz Files, an old woman is Catfished by someone claiming to be Jason Momoa, Michael J Fox says he’s done acting because Parkinson’s has affected his short-term memory, Jeff Lowe from “Tiger King” is getting into porn films, and Justin Bieber will be performing with Dan+Shay at the CMA’s. On Make Up or Break Up, Tony from Lacey is pissed off that his fiancée Whitney sold her engagement ring to pay bills, but Whitney says she has to pawn it to make rent and will absolutely get it back. The Election result everyone is watching is in Rabbit Hash, Kentucky, where Wilbur the French Bulldog is nosing out Jackrabbit the Beagle. What are some questions you should never ever ask someone else? And Throwin’ Shade could generate some controversy, cuz he’s going after Baby Yoda!

“Baby Shark” is now officially the most watched video in YouTube history with over 7 billion views, two guys are kicked off an American Airlines flight when one of them tries to hide under the other’s first class seat for a YouTube stunt, a man shoots someone who called his baby ugly, two kayakers are nearly swallowed alive by a humpback whale and get it all on video, a guy caught with heroin hidden in his butt cheeks and digital scales says it’s all for personal use, and a study finds the average American asks for advice 6000 times in their life from 31 people.

It’s chilly and rainy but Fitz, Drew and Claire can’t agree whether it’s just another typical lovely crisp Northwest Fall morning or it’s miserable and gross. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, “Baby Shark” is officially the most watched video in YouTube history, two guys are kicked off a flight when one of them tries to hide under the other’s first class seat for a YouTube stunt, a man shoots someone who called his baby ugly, two kayakers are nearly swallowed by a humpback whale and get it all on video, a guy caught with heroin hidden in his butt cheeks and digital scales says it’s all for personal use, and a study finds the average American asks for advice 6000 times in their life. Are you up on the latest Dating Terms, like “Covid-Worthy” and “Antibody-Boy”? And – what animal do you want in your Profile Picture to maximize your Swipes? In the Fitz Files Gabby Barret might give birth on stage at the CMA’s when she does her hit duet with Charlie Puth who she has never actually met, Jimmie Allen defends Noah Cyrus’ CMT Music Awards Outfit by comparing her to Prince and the Beatles, and Kanye voted for Kanye but Kim didn’t. All Jacked Up includes Briana who cannot have her food touching on her plate, Justin from Olympia who has been wearing the same socks since middle school and Alisha who is a nurse but is freaked out by cotton balls. Today’s Troop Salute is Kenny Thomas of the US Army. Ryder refuses to show Fitz the search history on his phone and Fitz tells us what people are searching for most in each state, around here it’s Bigfoot. Tell us the nickname you had as a kid and we’ll try to guess how you got it, like Ashley from Bothell aka “Snake Hips”, and Danny from Mill Creek aka “Kit Kat””. And should we screen our loved ones for symptoms and temperatures before allowing them to enter our homes for Thanksgiving?

Relax – we are here to be your Bubble of Calm in a World of Turmoil! Can you tell “Fact or Bull Crap” about US Presidents, like did Calvin Coolidge really like to have petroleum jelly rubbed on his head during breakfast? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories: a cop makes a DUI stop dressed as a Storm Trooper, a man who posts details about his girlfriend’s operation gets his house robbed while at the hospital, a town in Kentucky has only animals running for mayor, a new App lets you enter into a legally binding contract before sexting, a newly-married woman is suing her husband for fraud after it turns out he’s bald, and a crook who should have gotten away with high speed chase on Halloween when cops stopped chasing him gets caught after falling asleep in a McDonald’s. Jameson Rodgers calls in to talk about his new #1 song “Some Girls” and how he came to music very late in life. In the Fitz Files, Jeannie Mai leaves “DWTS” due to illness, Britney Spears is trying to reassure fans she’s OK but we’re still not sure, Russell Wilson spends over $1 million a year to keep his body in shape, and Jon Pardi dished out marital advice. On Make Up or Break Up, Erin from Kent is mad her boyfriend Keith wants her to cook for 20 friends for Thanksgiving instead of going to see her family. Text The Truth has us anonymously spilling your most salacious secrets for you. If you are getting ready for Christmas shopping, Claire has a list of items already flying off the shelves like fitness equipment, puzzles and games, and craft supplies. Ryder is having bad dreams so Fitz wants him to look into the new trend of Dream Tourism. “Mind Blown”: Fitz has a bunch of surprising facts that will blow your mind! Drew’s girlfriend’s parents are doing a lot of cool work around his property but everyone on the show thinks Drew doesn’t realize they are just fixing it up so they can move in.

A Highway Patrol Officer makes a DUI stop dressed as a Storm Trooper, a man who posts details about giving his girlfriend a kidney gets his house robbed while they are at the hospital, a little town in Kentucky only ever has animals running for mayor, a new App lets you enter into a legally binding contract before sexting, a newly-married woman is suing her husband for fraud after it turns out he’s bald, and a crook who should have gotten away with a high speed chase on Halloween when cops stopped chasing him gets caught after falling asleep in a McDonald’s.