Fitz in the Morning

A minister surprises a bride and groom by breaking into (bad) song during their vows, a man declares the scariest Halloween yard decoration he could find is a simply a sign saying “2020”, a guy is arrested for calling 911 to report tiny little flying aliens, two men are arrested for doing a home-version sex change operation on a volunteer, a TikTok trend dares you to say “Coca Cola” without your lips touching (which wouldn’t happen anyway), and cops bust a 600-person foot fetish party for violating covid-19 protocols.

Fitz spent the weekend visiting Halloween City, Drew had a bonfire all by himself, Claire went on a Fall Leaves drive to Lake Sawyer and Ryder was all about the Khabib fight. The Seahawks game was a heart breaker, but we are all amazed at how DK Metcalf ran down an opponent to prevent Pick Six. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a minister surprises a bride and groom by breaking into (bad) song, a man declares the scariest Halloween decoration he could find is a sign saying “2020”, a guy is arrested for calling 911 to report aliens, two men are arrested for doing a home-version sex change operation, a Tik Tok trend dares you to say “Coca Cola” without your lips touching, which wouldn’t happen anyway and cops bust a 600-person foot fetish party for violating covid-19 protocols. We talk to Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum CEO Kyle Young about their Big Night at the Museum. In the Fitz Files, “This is Us” costars are actually kissing even though Mandy Moore is pregnant, Jason Aldean gets trolled by fans thinking he was mask-less at Disney World, and a new EDM club track features Mike Tyson. We Want To Hear Your Dating Disasters like Veronica from Lynnwood who is a Vet Tech and got bruised and cut by a dog before a first date and Chelsea from Carnation who thought she’d found the perfect guy on Bumble but it turned out to be her Ex who invented a perfect guy to get her back. Who’s Poppin’ Out of The Coffin has Ryder is out at Van Ghoul’s Cemetery opening celebrity caskets and we guess who is in them. Today’s Troop Salute is Congressional Medal of Honor Recipient Garlin Murl Connor of the US Army. Claire Wants You To Go Out And Get Your Flu Shot. In a Seahawks Recap, Fitz has audio of Russell speaking to the media after their loss and taking responsibility. In Food News, Ryder says McDonalds is working on a fix for their finicky Ice Cream machine and Taco Bell has new cheesy items like the toasted Cheddar Chalupa. Monday Morning has some motivating quotes to get you going.

New website www.MulletChamp.com is holding its first “Best Kids Mullet” competition, a LA car chase goes through a gas station with the perp stopping to fill up and getting away, a man on a Tinder date leads cops on a high speed chase with his date in the car, a couple names their daughter “Twifea” after an internet start-up to get free WiFi for 18 years, a researcher gains access to Trump’s Twitter by guessing his password which believe it or not was “Maga2020”, and a man gets his junk amputated after he gets busy with a bottle.

Drew is excited to have a new neighbor to borrow stuff from, Claire loves football so much she watched the worst game ever last night and enjoyed it, and Fitz and Ryder have a major geek-out about this weekend’s UFC Fight. It’s Time for the Friday Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, MulletChamp.com is holding the first annual “Best Kids Mullet” competition, a LA car chase goes through a gas station with the perp stopping to fill up, a man on a Tinder date leads cops on a high speed chase with his date, a couple names their daughter “Twifea” after an internet start-up to get free WiFi, a researcher gains access to Trump’s Twitter by guessing his password “Maga2020” and a man gets his junk amputated after getting busy with a bottle. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends “Haunting of Bly Manor” on Netflix, “Once Upon a Snowman: The Olaf Story” on Disney+ and “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm” on Amazon. In the Fitz Files, Garth injures his hand in a farming accident, insiders say Tyra Banks controls who gets on “Dancing with the Stars”, there is a new Barbie Doll based on Elton John, and Maddie and Tae’s Christmas Album is out. In the $1000 Minute Pam from Poulsbo WINS! Fill In This Blank: “My Spouse Would Die if They Knew that My Best Friend Knows ______ About Them, like the woman whose boyfriend used to get so excited about “laundry” he would throw up beforehand. Dennis Quaid Calls and talks about Texas, his new Country Music, and his willingness to Guest Host CT40. Then Luke Combs Calls to talk about his new album and new single that’s part of a trilogy of songs about his wife. “Believe It or Not” includes Kaci in Kirkland who dared her friend to eat a piece of gum off the gum wall (before Covid but still gross!), and Brooke from Edmonds who got asked out by Ryan Gosling but said no cuz he was too awkward. The Weekend Party Preview includes free pumpkins, Zombie walks, Dinosaurs and fun stuff at the Point Defiance Zoo.

A man goes crazy at a school board meeting over masks forcing him “to breathe carbon dioxide”, a woman tells Dr. Phil she has been married 10 times and is ready to move on from her current husband, a man caught playing with himself in his van claims he was just playing air drums, a man breaks into a closed McDonalds when he has a craving for McNuggets, the shortest length of time is now called a “zepto-second’ which scientists use to measure light, and a bird upstages it’s owner by whistling and singing while he plays guitar and it’s super cute!

It’s so chilly that Drew had ice on his windshield and Fitz says with this new mullet, the sides of his head are cold! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man goes crazy at a school board meeting over masks forcing him “to breathe carbon dioxide”, a woman on Dr. Phil has been married 10 times and is ready to move on from her current husband, a man caught playing with himself in his van claims he was just playing air drums, a man breaks into a closed McDonalds when he has a craving for McNuggets, the shortest length of time is now called a “zepto-second’ which scientists use to measure light, and a bird upstages it’s owner by whistling and singing while he plays guitar and it’s super cute! In the Good Stuff a 14-year-old girl in Texas wins $25,000 for locating a molecule which can bind to coronavirus protein. Are we living in the Matrix? Fitz has proof we are living in a simulation. In the Fitz Files, a picture proves the Bachelorette is lying about her past, we review the winners of the CMT Awards including Carrie Underwood and Luke Bryan, and Holy Crap wait until you see what Miley Cyrus’ little sister was (barely) wearing. On Make Up or Break Up, Nick from Olympia is upset his fiancée Stacy suddenly isn’t going to take his last name; brace yourself cuz this is one for the ages!! Who is the Most Famous Person from your Hometown? Playlist Profiling is Daniel from Tacoma and Ryder amazingly wins. Throwin’ Shade has Shade blaming the NFL for what he was forced to do on the Seahawks Bye Week.

A girl is totally freaked by her sleepwalking sister and screams for her mom, Florida Man steals thousands of dollars in groceries by sneakily scanning a 24-cent Kool Aid pack at the self-check, a scam targeting grandparents threatens them with jail over missed Jury Duty, a woman who took in a little baby fawn as a pet now has a big dangerous buck terrorizing her neighbors, a dad tracks his daughter to a Motel 6 with her boyfriend and shoots off the guy’s pork and beans, and a Dominatrix is kicked out of a grocery store for bringing in a slave on a leash, even they were both wearing masks.

Fitz is the Mullet King! He is rocking an awesome Mullet with Meaning for St Jude Children’s Research Hospital. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a girl is totally freaked by her sleepwalking sister, Florida Man steals thousands in groceries by sneakily scanning a 24-cent Kool Aid pack at the self-check, a scam targeting grandparents threatens over missed Jury Duty, a woman who took in a baby fawn as a pet now has a dangerous buck terrorizing neighbors, a dad tracks his daughter to a Motel 6 with her boyfriend and shoots off the guy’s pork and beans, and a Dominatrix is kicked out of a grocery store for bringing in a slave on a leash, although they were both wearing masks. Fitz’s Has a Play the Monster Match, matching the Story to the Monster. Breaking News: “It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown” will not air on Network TV but instead on Apple TV. Ryder wants to get a job as the Chief Noodle Officer to Top Ramen. In the Fitz Files, “The Bachelorette” plays Strip Dodgeball while the guys try to dodge Clare because they know she’s leaving, and Garth Brooks has announced two albums this year and his Trisha duet of “Shallow” from “A Star is Born” will be a single. All Jacked Up includes Ryder scaring himself when he’s trying to scare others, Brandy in Bellevue who still sleeps with her baby blanket and Michelle in Shelton who blows her nose into her undershirt. Fitz makes Barry All Day Every Day’s dream come true to be a Radio DJ. What Are Your Holiday Plans? So Many Americans have altered them because of the Rona’. Today’s Troop Salute is Dylan Jessum of the US Navy. We want to hear your Mid-Week Crisis, like Fitz’s wife doesn’t really like his Mullet, Jesse from Shelton who has a broken hand but still has to dig a water line on his property, Brenna from Sumner got promoted to Manager at work, just so she could be the one to fire people and Jeannie from Gig Harbor who just can’t seem to find that Awesome Costco Pendleton Blanket everyone else has.

At long last, it’s Mullet Day – yes, right after the show Fitz is getting a “Mullet with Meaning” to bring attention to the work of St Jude Children’s Research Hospital. What Are You Kidding Me?! A high school phoned the police because a teacher saw what they thought was a student being abducted on zoom. It was just a prank. A woman was arrested after losing it on an Irish flight when she was told to wear a mask. The new trend in dating is to “Soft Launch” your relationship like a restaurant. You don’t go full public with a relationship, you post vague pictures on social media. What is the “State of Halloween”? We talk the most searched Halloween costumes by state. Washington State is looking for Hamilton, Mississippi wants Scary Clowns, South Dakota is looking for Mermaids?, Arizona is looking for Ninja Turtles, and Utah and Connecticut are both looking for Carol Baskin?In The Fitz Files, Bachelorette Claire has been spotted out wearing an engagement ring? But she says she just buys these rings for herself, to feel happy Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly working on new music. An illegal Flying squirrel trafficking ring worth more than $1million was just broken up after a 19 month investigation by Florida fish and wildlife officials. A man in Tennessee calls a local sports show to tell them how his wife left him after he threw a beer bottle through the window because Tennessee football lost. Make Up or Break Up – Bonnie From Lakewood wants to know why her boyfriend Henry went to his High School Reunion in Yakima when he told her he didn’t want to go at all, and he was supposed to be hunting that weekend. She only leaned about it when she saw him tagged in some girl’s social media posts. Henry says he didn’t want to go, and never planned to go, but his buddies drug him to it from their cabin. Caller Chris from Arlington says Henry is obviously hiding something about Kacey, He used to be like this with his first wife. Kristie from Gig Harbor says this is plain and simple, this guy Henry is a liar and she should dump him. John from Covington says Henry is Cheating, No Doubt. Text The Truth! We want to know your deepest and most salacious secrets by text. Fitz is getting his Mullet today. A Blockbuster video in Ontario, Canada that shut down in 2011 is still completely intact, so the community has a petition to preserve it. Police responding to a break in at a deli found a wasted and naked 17-year old covered in ranch dressing trashing the place.

A high school phoned the police because a teacher saw what they thought was a student being abducted on zoom. It was just a prank. A woman was arrested after losing it on an Irish flight when she was told to wear a mask An illegal Flying squirrel trafficking ring worth more than $1million was just broken up after a 19 month investigation by Florida fish and wildlife officials. A man in Tennessee calls a local sports show to tell them how his wife left him after he threw a beer bottle through the window because Tennessee football lost. A Blockbuster video in Ontario, Canada that shut down in 2011 is still completely intact, so the community has a petition to preserve it. Police responding to a break in at a deli found a wasted and naked 17-year old covered in ranch dressing trashing the place.