Fitz in the Morning

Rapper "Nuke Bizzy" is arrested for $1.2 million in unemployment fraud after recording a song about doing it, a woman buys a home with both her boyfriend and her ex-husband, a drunk guy with no arms and legs crashes his car into police car and a building, a senior living facility resident is suing the operators for running what he calls a "senior fight club", a new TikTok trend has parents dissing their kids' on the kids' accounts, and a sweet little doggie howls along with the theme to "Star Trek".

Fitz is reunited with his favorite jacket after a weekend odyssey searching for it after he left it here in the office bathroom. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a rapper is arrested for $1.2 million in unemployment fraud after recording a song about doing it, a woman buys a home with both her boyfriend and her ex-husband, a drunk guy with no arms and legs crashes his car into a building, a senior living facility resident sued the operators for running a senior fight club, a TikTok trend has parents dissing their kids' on their own accounts, and a little doggie howls along with the theme to "Star Trek". Can you tell how Clumsy is by just their first name? It's fixing to be a Snowy Winter so Drew has a list of essentials you need. In the Fitz Files, Miley Cyrus' dog is electrocuted on the set of "The Voice", Zachary Ty Bryan is arrested for domestic violence, Kane Brown started working out because Rae Lynn called him fat, and Florida Georgia Line gets the "Angels Among Us" Award from St Jude. We hear more of your Disaster Dates, like Dana from Orting whose date wouldn't shut up about his ex, and Peter from Woodinville who has a true Kissin' Cousin. How Old is Too Old To Be a Daddy? We take your calls on 32-year-old Katherine McPhee having a baby with her 70-year-old husband David Foster. Today's Troop Salute is Jack Walker of the US Army. Cheater, Cheater: Fitz has a list of suspicious activities that suggest your man could be cheating. Ryder's Food News has new fun Halloween items to check out. Congrats to P1 Tonya on her new job at Larson Automotive from our $1 Million Dollars of Jobs. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to start your week off right.

1 in 4 Americans claim they'd rather live in a van (down by the river?) than in an actual home, a yodeling competition in Switzerland is declared a "super-spreader" event after several people test positive for Covid-10, Myrtle Beach is apparently the best city to live in if you're a UFO enthusiasts, Hormel is offering bacon-scented face masks, Taco Bell's "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" free taco promotion is back for the World Series, Fitz asks for 1000 texts to encourage him to get a Mullet (and gets them!), and the Jet Pack guy is back at LAX and we hear from Air Traffic Control.

Drew has made the switch - to his seasonal coffee creamer! Fitz calls Claire a Bandwagon Seahawks Fan and she goes nuts on him. Its Friday so let's Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, 1 in 4 Americans say they could live in a van, a yodeling competition is declared a "super-spreader" after many people test positive for Covid, Myrtle Beach is apparently the best city to live in for UFO enthusiasts, Hormel is offering bacon-scented face masks, Taco Bell's "Steal a Base, Steal a Taco" promotion is back for the World Series, Fitz asks for 1000 texts to get a Mullet, and the Jet Pack guy is back at LAX. On Stream It or Skip It, Drew recommends "Unsolved Mysteries Season 2"and "Fast and Furious: Spy Racers" on Netflix, "Food Network Halloween" on Hulu, and "Monsters University" on Disney+. In the Fitz Files, next "Bachelorette" Tayshia Adams says watching people interact without masks or social distancing is weird, Google has a feature where you can hum a song to find out what it is, Screech is not dead from a prison riot and isn't even in prison, and movie theaters are reopening around here this week. Fitz is convinced his house is haunted, but Drew says there are good explanations for everything; we take your calls on your ghost experiences. How did Drew and his girlfriend handle it when the wind knocked out their power in Monroe? Claire's niece interviewed her for a school project about the music industry. Believe it or Not includes Ray who worked for the Seahawks and has seen "the equipment" in the locker room and Anna who puked on her boyfriend on their first date and he still married her. Lead Bachelor Dale on the "Bachelorette" is so dreamy, Fitz has us compose Dear Dale letters. The Weekend Party Preview has some movie theaters opening, the Washington State Fairground's Dinosaur Drive-Thru and Northwest Trek's new Wild Walk-Thru.

The Presidential Candidate Town Halls tonight are basically competing TV shows on two different networks at the same time, a woman adorably argues with her parrot like an old married couple, a man is arrested for serially robbing Taco Bells in different states, Kraft cancels its Mac' n' Cheese "Send Noods" campaign after parents complain it was sexualizing kids' food, a mailman saves the life of a man on his route who'd just cut off his arm with a chainsaw, a man goes to jail after fighting with an Uber driver who'd kicked him out of the car for farting, and in a WAYKM Follow-Up, an English woman who was going to marry a ghost has called off the wedding because she says the ghost was a real jerk when they went on vacation together.

Big thanks to Snohomish County PUD for getting Drew's power back up so quickly. It's cold this morning - in fact it's downright Nippy, which Fitz really enjoys. In the What Are You Kidding Me Stories, the Presidential Candidate Town Halls are on two different networks at the same time, a woman adorably argues with her parrot like an old married couple, a man is arrested for serially robbing Taco Bells, Kraft cancels its Mac' n' Cheese "Send Noods" campaign after parents complain it was sexualizing kids' food, a mailman saves the life of a man on his route who'd just cut off his arm with a chainsaw, a man goes to jail after fighting an Uber driver who'd kicked him out of the car for farting, and in a WAYKM Follow-Up, an English woman who was going to marry a ghost has called off the wedding because she says the ghost was a jerk when they went on vacation together. Have we hit "Peak Fall" yet, and what is your favorite thing about this time of year? Ryder's going hunting this weekend with his family and we get an update on what he's done with the P1's advice on preparing. In the Fitz Files, Garth Brooks receives the Billboard Icon Award from Cher, Garth and Chris Pratt are working on a secret project, and "Dexter" is coming back for one more season. On Make Up or Break Up, Christine from Bothell got herself and her husband Steve gym memberships to get fit together, but now she thinks Steve is getting way too close to his trainer. Today is the Great American Shake Out to remind your family to be prepared in case of an earthquake so we check in with Chad Forsythe from the Evergreen Safety Patrol about how to prepare. Playlist Profiling is Dan from Everett. Throwin' Shade has Shade going off on "The Bachelorette" and Clare Crawley blowing it up.

We still have a lot of power outages from last night's storm, including at Drew's new probably-cursed house in Monroe. Claire thinks Fitz has spectacular Bieber hair today. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a TV Anchor falsely accuses the mayor of posting dirty pictures after their affair falls apart, a mom puts her kid through an online taste test of gross food, an 11-year-old boy steals a school bus and leads police on a 13-mile chase, an English company has a "Bump" necklace that alerts you when you get within 6 feet of another person wearing the necklace, the driver of a $400k Rolls Royce that rear ends a $200k Lamborghini runs away and a woman is getting trolled for her video of putting her wedding ring on her dog's nose and he eats it. Can we guess what Generation you are by the Halloween candy you like? We recap the Season Premiere of "The Bachelorette" with Clare falling hard for Dreamy Dale. In the Fitz Files, "The Bachelor" is suing a former contestant, Garth Brooks gets Billboard's Icon Award, and "Coming 2 America" is going direct to Amazon. All Jacked Up includes Fitz doing "Bloody Mary" in his bathroom mirror, Kevin in SeaTac who rolls his shirt up like a halter top in the bathroom, and Michael from Poulsbo who saved the hair from his son's first haircut and smells it from time to time. Since the viral TikTok of the guy skating-boarding to Fleetwood Mac's "Dreams" exploded, sales of their music has also exploded and now Stevie Nicks has done her own TikTok. Today's Troop Salute is Major Brent Taylor of the US Army National Guard. In DNA Discoveries, Fitz wants to know what you found out from your DNA test that you weren't expecting, like Nicole from Lynnwood whose sister is actually her biological mother, and Hannah whose biological dad was really a sperm donor and she 12 half-siblings.

An Anchorage TV Anchor falsely accuses the mayor of posting dirty pictures after their affair falls apart, a mom puts her kid through an online taste test of weird and gross food, an 11-year-old boy steals a school bus and leads police on a 13-mile chase, an English company has a "Bump" necklace that alerts you when you get within 6 feet of another person wearing the "Bump" necklace, the driver of a $400k Rolls Royce that rear ends a $200k Lamborghini runs away, and a woman is getting trolled for her video of putting her wedding ring on her dog's nose like a treat and then he eats it.

A man stalked by a Mountain Lion during a jog manages to video the big cat while eluding it, two teachers are put on leave after a parent records them talking trash about students, the CDC says 1 in 4 people still don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, a man dressed as Superman assaults someone and his Wonder Woman girlfriend gets him caught, a guy does donuts behind a live news report from Hurricane Delta, and a woman says ever since she took artifacts from the City of Pompeii she’s been cursed. But wait until you hear what Fitz’s Dad did-or-did-not steal.

It’s “Prime Rib Day”! Forget about “Prime Day”; here on “Prime Rib Day” listen all morning for the “Fitz Flash” as Fitz randomly gives stuff away including AirPods, an InstaPot, and a Kindle Fire Tablet. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man stalked by a Mountain Lion during a jog manages to video the big cat while eluding it, two teachers are put on leave after a parent records them talking trash about students, the CDC says 1 in 4 people still don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, a man dressed as Superman assaults someone and his Wonder Woman girlfriend gets him caught, a guy does donuts behind a live news report from Hurricane Delta, and a woman says ever since she took artifacts from the City of Pompeii she’s been cursed; wait until you hear what Fitz’s Dad did-or-did-not steal. In the new Zoom work place, casual clothes are in and real pants are out, but should this continue when we get back into real offices? The “Bachelorette” is back tonight and Fitz is so excited about the trailer. In the Fitz Files, we preview “The Bachelorette”, Mick Fleetwood thanks the Ocean Spray Skateboard Guy, Jamie Lee Curtis says Chris Evans’ Wienie Pic was a set-up, “Scream 5” is filming with Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, and David Arquette returning, and Justin Bieber drops new music Friday. On Make Up or Break Up, Lisa from Bremerton is really unhappy her husband Eli went nuts spending money on Halloween decorations and stuff for the kids, but Eli says Lisa just hates Halloween for religious reasons. Text The Truth has you anonymously admitting your juicy secrets, like your awful work-from-home hygiene, second thoughts on your engagement, and ratting out your family. We give away a job live on air today as part of our $1 Million of Jobs, as Amanda from Instanannies hires Sandra while we listen.