Fitz in the Morning

A woman shows up in a wedding dress to her fiancé's job at Target demanding that he marry her on the spot or lose her forever, an angry mask refuser calls 911 on a business that won't let her in and the 911 operator tells her the store is right, a jewelry store worker puts a customer on video blast after he buys gifts for both his wife and his girlfriend, "Cow Hugging" is now a thing, a news anchor can't stop laughing after reporting on a bomb scare at a Home Depot that turned out to be a guy saying he was going to "blow up the bathroom", and Dollar General is going upscale with a new pricier kind of store.

The Seahawks gave us another anxiety attack; we dissect the game including the amazing DK Metcalf. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a woman shows up in a wedding dress to her fiancé's job demanding he marry her on the spot, an angry mask refuser calls 911 on the business that won't let her in and the 911 operator tells her the store is right, a jewelry store worker puts a customer on blast after he buys gifts for his wife and girlfriend, "Cow Hugging" is a thing, a news anchor can't stop laughing after reporting on a bomb scare where a guy said he was going to "blow up the bathroom", and Dollar General is going upscale with a new pricier store. Niko Moon calls in to talk about his new music. In the Fitz Files, Lorne Michaels addresses the Morgan Wallen situation, Disney is making a movie based on Space Mountain, Kelly Clarkson covers Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire", and "NCIS" is being sued for sending actors to rob a store and letting real cops show up. If you've had a Dating Disaster, we wanna hear about, like Ryan from Maple Valley who had a girl try to recruit him for a pyramid scheme on the first date and Kelly from Spanaway whose Tinder date looked familiar and she later realized she saw him on Washington's Most Wanted. The TikTok "My Place Vs. His Place" Challenge has women filming the difference between their clean homes and their boyfriend's nasty homes. The Sounds of Our Weekend has our home weekend audio, like Ryder playing Warzone, Claire chasing her cat who snuck out in the rain, Drew splitting wood and chain-sawing, and Fitz on a Sunday drive with his crying babies. Ryder's Super Spooky Halloween Movie Marathon was a Vampire Weekend complete with steaks, garlic potatoes, and bloody-looking cocktails. Monday Motivation has some inspiring quotes to get your week started off right.

Our mornings at home were filled with splinter surgery and hairball dodging - how about you? No matter how it started, it's all made better by the Bull-Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a mask-hating customer stiffs a waitress who asked to him follow the rules and writes "Mask" on the tip line, a dance battle ends with a stabbing, Baltimore Police are investigating a dead body originally thought to be a Halloween decoration, a mom films her kids asking Google Home Assistant to make a fart sounds, Covid hits Thanksgiving as stores are stocking up on smaller turkeys, and Police in Maine are investigating a grocery store after someone put razor blades in their fresh pizza dough. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends "Hubie Halloween" on Netflix, "Books of Blood" on Hulu, and The Simpson's complete "Treehouse of Horrors" on Disney+. In The Fitz Files, The Rock has more IG followers now than any other American man, Nicole Kidman says there will be a "Big Little Lies Season" 3, the Internet wants Jeff Goldblum to play Mike Pence's head fly on SNL, and Dolly Parton really does drink a cup of ambition. We need your Insta-Therapy help for "Sherri", a Nanny who lives with family in Mill Creek and lately she feels like the dad is creeping on her. Ryder's joining his dad and brothers for hunting for the first time and needs your advice on what he needs. In Getting to Know You, we talk about our favorite things about Fall, and about what our last meals would be if we got to choose. Believe It or Not is your crazy-but-true stories, like Allie in Lynnwood whose grandmother had a fling with Bob Barker and Julianna who claims she can touch her tongue to her elbow. Today's $1Million of Jobs Call Employer is Frank from Two Men and A Truck. The Weekend Party Preview includes Knutson Farms in Puyallup's Pumpkin Patch, places to see Fall Colors like Olallie State Park and Stevens Pass Greenway, and the LeMay Car Museum is now open in Tacoma.

A mask-hating customer stiffs a waitress who had asked to him follow the rules and wear one and writes "Mask" on the tip line, a dance battle ends with a stabbing, Baltimore Police are investigating a dead body originally thought to be a Halloween decoration, a mom films her kids asking Google Home Assistant to make a fart sounds, Covid hits Thanksgiving as stores stocking up on smaller turkeys, and Police in Maine are investigating a grocery store after someone put razor blades in their fresh pizza dough.

The weather change means Real Fall is about to start. Ryder says he doesn't have the right clothes for hunting this weekend even though he's wearing camo right now but he admits its poser camo. The talk of the VP debate was a fly that landed on Mike Pence's hair, and we hear a new song from that Fly. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, scammers going door-to-door collecting money for a local high school football team knock on the actual coach's door, a White House TV reporter goes crazy on a raccoon interfering with his shot, a man is arrested for trying to set up a personal "meetup" with a horse, 1 in 8 women cry in dressing rooms trying on clothes, malls are making Covid plans for Santa with no lap-sitting and Plexiglass, and an Oregon County has an epidemic of human waste in shopping bags on the side of the road. Dr. Fitz helps dispel those "facts" our parents told us as kids to keep us from doing things like that that gum you swallowed at age 5 is still in your stomach. Drew says he's been noticing women's eyes more now that everyone's wearing masks. In the Fitz Files, Morgan Wallen is bumped from SNL for violating Covid Protocol after videos surface of him partying and kissing random women, Britney Spears' lawyer she isn't mentally capable of signing legal documents, Cable TV.com is offering $1000 to watch 24 hours of horror movies, and we learn which actors are shirtless most often in their movies. On Make Up or Break Up, Robert from Maple Valley is upset his girlfriend Gina isn't bikini waxing since lockdown. Ryder tells us about his and Shade's podcast "Nerds of the Round Table". Playlist Profiling is Genevieve from Mount Vernon. Throwin' Shade has Shade is going after Morgan Wallen. Today's $1 Million Dollars of Jobs spotlight is Blue Street Deliveries who is hiring for drivers; apply at www.989Bull.com

Scammers going door-to-door collecting money for a local high school football team get busted when they knock on the actual coach's door, a White House TV reporter goes crazy on a raccoon interfering with his shot, a man is arrested for trying to set up a personal "meetup" with a horse, 1 in 8 women say they've cried in a dressing room trying on clothes, malls are making Covid plans for Santa including no lap-sitting and adding Plexiglass shields, and an Oregon County has an epidemic of human waste in shopping bags on the side of the road.

A Texas girl holds two Guinness World records for being tall and having long legs, a new study shows men with really deep voices are more likely to cheat on their partners, some prison guards are facing torture charges for blasting "Baby Shark" on repeat to inmates, Kraft has a hilarious new promo suggesting people send their friends "Noods" like their Mac n' Cheese, an Austin Public Libraries worker stole over $1.3 million in printer toner to sell online, and a man who escaped custody on his way to arraignment is caught after posting about it on social media.

Drew is suffering the dangers of a too-hot breakfast sandwich, Claire wants to be Fitz's Sue Bird, Ryder sleeps better after watching horror movies, and Fitz says the Governor is loosening some Covid restrictions on movie theatres and restaurants. Fitz has a beautiful tribute to Guitar Legend Eddie Van Halen. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a Texas girl holds two Guinness records for being tall, a study shows men with really deep voices are more likely to cheat, some prison guards are facing torture charges for blasting "Baby Shark" to inmates, Kraft has a promo suggesting people send their friends "Noods" like Mac n' Cheese, an Austin Public Libraries worker stole over $1.3 million in printer toner to sell online, a man who escaped custody on his way to his arraignment is caught after posting about it on social media. Ryder's Spooky Movie Marathon is on "Child's Play" and "The Shining". In the Fitz Files, Eddie Van Halen's ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli was with him when he died alongside his current wife, Country Stars talk about Eddie, and "SNL" had to pay their audience as employees to comply with Covid laws and they were all first responders. All Jacked Up has Fitz loving the smell of his babies' toots, Owen from Graham picking the ingrown hairs from his chest, and Haley in Yelm who once pooped in the dog park. Fitz wants you to fill in these blanks: "I'd Like to Thank _______ for Teaching my kid _____" when your kids learned something you didn't want them to know, like Megan who thanks her sister for teaching her toddler to flush the toilet and now she won't stop and Adriana from Auburn who thanks Ciara for teaching her daughter that counting includes the word "Drink". Today's Troop Salute is Lt. Col. Jesus Cosme of the US Air Force. Drew's house in Monroe is killing birds that crash into his windows; Fitz says it's a bad omen and the house is cursed. And we have an update on the baby Kangaroo that got loose in Monroe Thursday.

Another Foggy morning has Drew weirded out about just how thick the Fog is at his new home in Monroe. Fitz is super excited to announce that Carrie Underwood will co-host the CT 40 Christmas Special with him! In the What Are You Kidding stories, a man having trouble finding love on dating apps takes out a billboard and it works, a woman threatens her neighbor's dog if she doesn't give up her WiFi password, a man convinced he saw a semi hauling a UFO crashes while into a pole while filming it, a man is killed laying on the ground at a fast-food drive-thru, a 68-year-old woman and her son team up for a road rage shoot-out, and a woman will professionally decorate your Christmas Tree for $600. Ryder's home in Auburn was burglarized over the weekend and he tells us the harrowing tale, but P1 Vern calls him out for describing the unstolen valuables still in the house. Drew has an update on the construction of his new home in Monroe and admits he's somewhat afraid of the wildlife in his unknown surroundings. In the Fitz Files a "Dancing With the Stars" screw-up almost sends the wrong couple home, Reba McIntyre's new boyfriend is a TV actor, and Carrie Underwood tells of first meeting her hero Loretta Lynn after Loretta swatted her on the behind. On Make Up or Break Up, Luke from Arlington is heartbroken after over hearing his wife Katie telling a friend not to "settle" like she did; Katie swears that's not what she meant and says he is hyper-sensitive. Its Text the Truth Tuesday: tell us your dirty secrets and we promise to keep them anonymous. Our Zoom with Tim McGraw was awesome, and we listen to some of his beautiful answers to your personal questions. Fitz has a list of all the things people like to talk about that nobody wants to hear about, like your politics, your past sports exploits, and, yes, your babies. Who had Baby Kangaroo Loose in Monroe on Their 2020 Bingo Card? We talk to the Monroe Police Information Officer about an escaped Kangaroo and how you can help.

A man having trouble finding love on dating apps takes out a billboard and it works, a woman threatens her neighbor's dog if she doesn't give up her WiFi password, a man convinced he saw a semi hauling a UFO crashes while into a pole while filming it, a man is killed laying on the ground at a fast-food drive-thru, a 68-year-old woman and her son team up for a road rage shoot-out, and a woman will professionally decorate your Christmas Tree for $600.