Fitz in the Morning

A man is warning stores not to sell Ouija boards to children due to the danger of demonic possession, China stops producing Halloween masks of the actual Coronavirus sphere, an Amazon Driver has the crap scared out of him by an animated Halloween decoration, a Washington man is arrested for helping to smuggle people into Canada from his border hotel which is called "The Smugglers Inn", a man is arrested after offering to buy a woman's child, and a British college girl gets stuck inside a dryer in a drunk TikTok stunt.

Happy Birthday Instagram, now 10 years old; we talk about how many dogs we all follow, and Ryder suggests we follow his cat Thor. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a man warns stores not to sell Ouija boards to children in case of demonic possession, China stops producing Halloween masks of the actual Coronavirus sphere, an Amazon Driver has the crap scared out of him by a Halloween decoration, a Washington man is arrested for helping to smuggle people into Canada from his hotel "The Smugglers Inn", a man is arrested after offering to buy a woman's child, and a British college girl gets stuck inside a dryer in a drunk TikTok stunt. We get tips on How to Be a Good Spouse from a 1939 magazine article. Someone mashed up "The Dance" By Garth Brooks with "WAP" by Cardi B. In the Fitz Files, Harry Styles could be the next James Bond, Forbes highest paid actresses are on TV because there are no movies, Carrie Underwood can't find the Halloween costume her son really wants, there's gonna be a "Dazed and Confused" reunion script read, Regal Cinemas are closing down, and Reba and Darius host the CMA's this year. It's Fire Prevention Week and Don Maher from Puget Sound Fire is here to talk about how to prevent fires in our homes and communities. Ryder's Food News has the newest items for us to try, like candy flavored Keurig pods, McDonalds Spicy Chicken nuggets and Kraft's Pumpkin Spice Mac n' Cheese (blech). Today's Troop Salute is Medal of Honor Recipient Ronald Shurer of the US Army. Earlier this morning on Wheel of Wake Up we called Michael from Sales at 4am to talk about the beautiful changing leaves. Our Favorite Things this week: Fitz' loves the "Dance/WAP" mash-up, Drew loves Tuscano's Italian Restaurant in Monroe, Claire loves the Cedar River Trail Park in Renton and Ryder loves the Southcenter Disney Store's COVID mask collection. Monday Motivation has some motivating quotes to get your week started off right.

Drew doesn't like everyone messing with the name October, like "Fogtober" and "Rocktober", until we remind him of "Hawktober", Octobro, and Shade's Man-in-the-Box-Tober. It's Friday and DJ Tony Schwartz has a Bull Yah! In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 67-year-old woman with a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu beats up an intruder, a pizza place offers "kind words" from the delivery guy for an extra fee, a woman claims the pandemic has been hard on cats because people are home too much, a man tries to break into a TV station with a hammer, it takes several people to stop a woman "self-serving" at a 7-11, and a mom warns parents about toddlers playing with iPhones with PayPal after an exotic tortoise arrives. On Stream It or Skip It Drew recommends "Interview with the Vampire" on Hulu, "Hocus Pocus" on Disney+ "Halloween Town" on Netflix and "Good Girls Revolt" on Amazon. In the Fitz Files, Brad and Angelina's custody trial starts Monday, Kacey Musgraves is on an episode of "Scooby Doo", Jon Pardi has a Variety Show, and the 10-year-old girl that Dave Grohl has been drum-battling has written an epic song. P1's Have Talent includes Marge from Everett who sings Bert and Ernie's "I'd Like to Visit the Moon", Derek from Edmonds with a Rap about MC Hammer he wrote when he was 7, and Bonnie from Bothell who plays an amazing hand flute! Does your car have a nickname? After we tell ours, we hear yours, like Jeanie from Oak Harbor whose car is "Huey" after her insurance adjuster and Kaylen from JBLM who calls his Dodge Ram "Betty White". Believe It or Not includes Trish in Duvall whose mom met Ted Bundy and Cooper from Shelton who was an Uber driver who had a man die in his car. Ryder's Spooky Movie Marathon continues with "Beetlejuice." The Weekend Party Preview includes corn mazes and pumpkin patches, the Georgetown Morgue, the Issaquah Salmon Hatchery, and a free drive-in movie in Federal Way.

A 67-year-old woman with a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu beats up an intruder at her senior living facility, a pizza place offers a menu of "kind words" from the delivery guy for an extra fee, a woman claims the pandemic has been hard on cats because people are home too much, a man tries to break into a TV news station with a hammer, it takes several people to stop a woman "self-serving" out in front of a 7-11, and a mom warns parents about toddlers playing with iPhones that have PayPal after an exotic tortoise arrives at her home.

We usually love looking out the window and enjoy the moon but with the fog we can’t see a dang thing. Ryder is officially starting his October Spooky Movie Marathon today. Fitz’s mother-in-law is in town and getting their house in order - it’s OK to put your Mom to work, right? In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a 36-year old man is arrested after a month of hiding in the closet of a 15-year-old girl he met online, a man shoots through his own windshield during road rage, a guy freaks out at a Subway restaurant over wearing a mask, a little girl goes viral for calling her Mom’s bra her “booby holders”, and Luke Combs says he learned to sing by listening to Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, and other boy bands. Dick’s has put out the list of upcoming locations where you can find their Food Truck including West Seattle, Everett, Bellingham, and Bellevue. In the Fitz Files the “Dancing with the Stars” producer who fired Tom Bergeron and hired Tyra Banks tries to explain himself, Chrissy Tiegen has lost her baby due to pregnancy complications, and NBC has started casting “Young Rock” about The Rock growing up. On Make Up or Break Up Tim from Lake Forest Park says his girlfriend Anna insists on having a huge Gender Reveal stunt but he doesn’t think they should use something so personal for hits and clicks. Patrick Mahomes Mom was tweeting so much about Monday Night Football broadcasters calling her son “Pat” that word got to him on the sidelines in the middle of the game. Playlist Profiling is Brian the Outreach Supervisor from Union Gospel Mission. Throwin’ Shade brings another epic Battle Room, with Shade is taking on the Rest of the Nation for ignoring Russell Wilson.

A 36-year old man is arrested after a month of hiding in the closet of a 15-year-old girl he met online, a man shoots through his own windshield during road rage, a guy freaks out at a Subway restaurant over wearing a mask, a little girl goes viral for calling her Mom’s bra her “booby holders”, and Luke Combs says he learned to sing by listening to Backstreet Boys, N’Sync, and other boy bands.

Drew loves the beautiful eerie red moon! Claire gets completely derailed when she learns men regularly pee outside in their backyards instead of their own bathrooms. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, Florida Woman raises $12K in a Go Fund Me for the family of a murder victim but keeps the money, a news anchor is arrested for smashing a beer bottle over a guy's head in a political argument, a college girl doesn't realize her microphone is hot on a Zoom and talks about her Hot Prof, a zoo has to get rid of its parrots because they swear too much, a man breaks the Guinness record for breaking walnuts on his head, and a study shows men are as likely to be excited about pumpkin spice returning as football. Aunt Claire is Ridin' Dirty on expired tabs; she's paid for them but the DMV won't hand them over because her driver's license doesn't match the address yet. We talk about things we do that that feel Illegal, but aren't, like breaking into your own home when you lock yourself out. In the Fitz Files, Kelly Clarkson is sued by ex-father-in-law-manager, Justins Bieber and Timberlake may be collaborating, Coyote Peterson makes $300K per month, and Mac Davis passes away. All Jacked Up includes Fitz changing his toothbrush after 5 uses because he's paranoid the cleaning lady messes with it, Kevin from Skagit who turns on the sink when his brother gets in the shower just to hear him scream and Mitchell in Bellevue who messes with telemarketers by belching and barking. John Rich calls in to talk about his new song "Earth to God". Today's Troop Salute is James Boland and Gregory Boland of the US Navy. Midweek Crisis: Ryder had a meltdown over a corrupted video game download, Drew realizes his property has dangerous animals on it, and Fitz, well, is actually happy because his son Cooper got a job. Fitz wants Ryder to join the WSP or at least get into that training suit where you get attacked by dogs.

A Florida Woman raises $12,000 in a Go Fund Me for the family of a murder victim but keeps the money and gets arrested at Wal-Mart, a news anchor is arrested for smashing a beer bottle over a guy's head in a political argument, a college girl doesn't realize her microphone is hot on a college Zoom class and talks about her Hot Prof, a zoo has to get rid of its parrots because they swear too much, a man breaks the Guinness record for breaking walnuts on his head, and a study shows men are as likely to be excited about pumpkin spice returning as football.

A guy converts a potato gun into a candy cannon for Social Distance Halloween, a woman goes Exorcist-style crazy on a plane, Home Depot has an epic 12-foot-tall outdoor skeleton for Halloween, an American man is facing prison in Thailand for giving bad Yelp reviews to a resort, a guy filming his friend (named Ryder!) swimming with a Basking Shark realizes it's actually a Great White, and a man breaks into his neighbor's house wearing nothing but boxers and a gold cross and waving a bible.

Is this Fake Fall or Fake Summer, and will we see the Northern Lights or the California Smoke? And why is Ryder so quiet? Fitz wants to hear about your Morning Victory - he got a tasty Icy Coffee, Drew saw some deer, Claire is driving her wife's fun zippy car, and Ryder has his blankie. In the What Are You Kidding Me stories, a guy converts a potato gun into a candy cannon for Social Distance Halloween, a woman goes Exorcist-style crazy on a plane, Home Depot has an epic 12-foot-tall outdoor skeleton for Halloween, an American man is facing prison in Thailand for giving bad Yelp reviews to a resort, a guy filming his friend (named Ryder!) swimming with a Basking Shark realizes it's actually a Great White, a man breaks into his neighbor's house wearing nothing but boxers and a gold cross and waving a bible. Fitz wonders why with the global baby boom he is the only one in the studio making babies; Claire and Drew say they are too busy with their pets and Ryder says he's too irresponsible. On the Fitz Files, Carol Baskin is kicked off DWTS, Blake Shelton takes some foster kids fishing and Vin Diesel releases a horrible pop song. On Make Up or Break Up, Matt from Everett wants to get his kids vaccinated with the new Covid-19 vaccine as soon as it's available, but his wife Maureen says it's too soon and she doesn't want their kids to be guinea pigs. If Washington State had a world famous Roadside Attraction, what would it be? Fitz and Claire moderate the Great Show Debate between Ryder and Drew on the Hot Topic of whether to recycle leaves or burn them. Today's $1 Million Dollars of Jobs Employer is Christopher Lilley of True Management.