Gary and Joy met as Theatre Students. They have only been onstage together once, Off-Broadway and speaking Japanese. But they have gone to the theater together many, many times. And many, many times Joy cries like a baby - which cracks Gary up. Some shows have been great, some have been extraordinarily... not great. Run time: 14:57

Gary and Joy have a special love of Las Vegas and have had some singular experiences during their trips to the land of dollar slots and free liquor. Encounters with strange women in elevators, on buses and on stage - Debbie, we're looking at you babe. Hear about their near miss with Keely Smith and an encounter with an donkey escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau Petting Zoo who was born for porn.

Gary is a teacher, Joy is not. Come along as they talk about Gary's class trips with Joy tagging along as 'class mother' to the zoo and aquarium, wherein we discover that Joy is really not cut out to be around children. They also discuss early reading material, the usual and the less so, and answer the age-old question: What Do Cows Eat? Run Time: 17:23

Today Gary and Joy plan a night out and talk bars, Prohibition, and even some family secrets. Run time: 11:42

From a trip to a haunted house in Salem, Massachusetts to a Broadway show, Joy and Gary talk Halloween and how it might be wise to keep you best friend far, far away during a zombie attack.

"There are a lot of expectations, that you should get great candy, that you should have an awesome costume, that you should marry a doctor..."