What Had Happened Was

Mike goes to church and doesn’t burn. Realizes he has something in common with the president and talks about having a viking funeral.

Mike returns from an extended sabbatical to bring you everything you don’t need or want to hear, but will likely laugh at anyhow. Computer upgrades and glitches tried to sabotage this episode but they were only able to slow it down.

Mike is on one this week. The end of the fair, metal rap, Fred Durst, soggy biscuits, people bringing their dogs too many places, kings being fed cheese curls; and finally stupid sayings coaches use all make an appearance.

Mike recaps his weekend and eventually makes his arguement that Bring Me To Life by Evanescence is basically about Whisky Dick.

Mike’s talks about the struggles of being in the middle class while he struggles with words and his memory as if he were having a stroke the entire episode.

Mike tries to keep it light but continues to come back to how he internalizes his parenting, views on race, words he uses and how it looks or comes across.

Mike meanders between a myriad of topics involving kid parties, butt stuff, USWNT and the Women’s World Cup, anxiety, and how women should come with warning signs pre-period.

Mike reviews his week, which included a date night, slicing his teste satchel, littering while trying to be a nice guy and not understanding why a piece of metal is so important to the US.

Mike talks about Father’s Day, ordering a drinkable dessert at Dunkin Donuts, Iranian ship mines, and closes the show with his daughter giving out way too much information about her birthday party.

Mike battle through thoughts of shutting down the podcast to record. The wife joined him while they battled mic and sound issues to chat about the end of GoT, hate sex, a house update, debated/fantasized about Leo and Zack Efron.