What Happending?

In the pilot, Santa Joy delights in Joy and the pudding comes into play. In the finale, a Santa is crowned in front of a crowd of screaming children pretending it's Christmas time and Santa Steve says Santa likes gluten-free cookies.

Christmas Every Day, Mall of America, Jon Gabrus' sushi body, Ahmad Rashad, Bret Michaels, Stewart, and Jingle JNCOs are also discussed.

In the pilot, Roxy gets sassy and there is an incredibly shameful birth for some reason. In the finale, there's Air Force Colonel Brooke Shields and Lifetime Freddy.

In between, Cowboy Hey-Hey, Supermarket Sweep, Cat Stevens, Cat Power, candy eating challenges, Brown Cow ropes, and those half-circle 'Merica flags are also discussed.

In the pilot, Gandalf makes a CGI skeleton. In the finale, Lugad has an arc. In between, Nog the Bounty Hunter, Nag Champa, burner IMDB accounts, Heckboy, Ron Artest, and the Court Jester are also discussed. 

In the pilot, a police officer wrestles with near-impossible existential questions regarding law and order, crime and punishment, good and evil. In the finale, Mayor Royce has a truth serum for Andy. In between, Blue Bloods, Zippy the Chimp, The Thing with Two Heads, Oregon Park, and Training Day are also discussed.

In the pilot, Notch Johnson (to the mayor's dismay) makes it to the sick kid's event after escaping the massage parlor basement. In the finale, Notch and Co. get Sledgehammer!'d.

In between, Red Shoe Diaries, Raw Reality, Bowling for Soup, Uncle Leo, and Sharknado are also discussed.

Wow this show was something else!

In honor of the third movie, we watched the long-forgotten TV show! In the pilot, the Assistant to the Regional Manager almost gets to go to Sacramento. In the finale, there is no water sealant, Nail World, Ari, Rufus, or Jesus.  Little Buddha, Binaca, Vlade Divac, White Chocolate, Graboids, Slan the Cat, and IQ are also discussed.

In the pilot, there's a bully and a Madea. In the finale, there's a red curtain prison catered chandelier dinner. In between, The Madeaverse, burger tapping, Maple, Vlade Divac, king hats, and decorative broccoli are also discussed.

In the pilot, the elevator doors close dangerously fast. In the "finale," George tries to sell candy and all the girls love cottage cheese.

Madea Scared Stoopid, Nate Thurmond, Frances Lear, M.A.N.T.I.S., Jeremiah Johnson, Noel Fielding, and Red Robin are also discussed.