What Happened Games

Every gamer in the world is lining up around the block in order to snag their copy of this preposterous thing and play it for three seconds before they go back to playing games they ACTUALLY like...

I'm excited for the game!!! Don't hurt me I think it looks good! But anytime a game has THIS much anticipation built around it, uh...it seems to always go bad...

Crytek announced (somewhat clumsily) that they're working on a remaster of the original Crysis, slated for all modern platforms...doesn't that just strike you as hilarious?

Game journalists apparently have goldfish-level memories, considering how baffled they all are by Riot's eSports plans...

As excited as I am at the announcement of a new XCOM game...I just don't care at all about the narrative that they've been building from game to game.

The ESRB has added a new descriptor for games that include loot boxes (and similar mechanics), but I...really don't think it's going to make any difference...

Every (important) sporting league is transitioning to their respective videogames...but who cares? I won't rest until the entire NFL has been replaced by televised Catherine tournaments.

Microsoft has been trying to entice Japanese gamers for eons...so why doesn't it ever, EVER, work?

Nintendo has teamed up with Lego to make some exciting new nightmares for children all around the world.

While Sony and Microsoft try to figure out how much longer they can delay the price announcement for their new consoles, they get a slight reprieve from one of their biggest new enemies...