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Three men get kidnapped by a submarine. Which bromance will win?

It’s the finale! Will there really be romance between Cathy and (ew) Linton? Will Heathcliff’s very public revenge scheme finally work? What is Edgar going to do about any of this? And most importantly—will Mr. Lockwood survive all the tea he’s been sipping?? Let's see how this ends.

A new generation enters the chat. Cathy Linton grows up, catches feelings (with whom??), things get burned—and Heathcliff is still in there brewing chaos.

Isabella ran away for love. Big mistake. Hindley’s drinking himself into oblivion. Catherine’s… not doing great. And Heathcliff? Deep in his villain era. Iconic. Babies are popping, people are dying—welcome back to the moors.

Marriage! Jealousy! More terrible decisions! Catherine is now Mrs. Linton, Heathcliff is back, the town is drowning in tea—and so are we.

The Earnshaw family is growing—and also… not. You’ll get it later. Bad choices, dead parents, and catfights. Welcome back to the moors.

Mrs. Dean starts to spill the family backstory—blackmail, bullying, and dead parents. Welcome back to the moors. It’s cold, it’s cruel, but the tea? Absolutely scalding.

Welcome to the moors—bleak, windy, full of weird people who seriously need therapy, but it’s the 1800s, and that wasn’t a thing.We meet Mr. Lockwood, a city boy who stumbles into the wild, weird world of Wuthering Heights, where the tea (in all senses of the word) is strong, and the vibe is aggressively unfriendly. Who’s who? Who’s dead? Who’s... growling? And why is everyone so dramatically miserable?Don’t worry—we’ll guide you through the chaos.Welcome to Wuthering Heights.

A bunch of kids went to a picnic, and a bunch of kids came home—minus two. Where did Tom and Becky go? What’s Huckleberry Finn about to do? And how fast can a town spiral into chaos during its fifth crisis of the year - all courtesy of, who else, our favorite rascal supreme?

Summer’s heating up—and so is the courtroom. Tom’s conscience goes to trial right along with Muff Potter, but justice isn’t the only thing at stake. A picnic turns into a full-blown crisis, and surprise! Our chaos goblin might be lost in more than just his feelings.