What If?! with Ian and Travis

I put a spell on you. You are now bewitched to listen to this episode for I weight considerably less than a duck! On this edition, Ian and Travis cover turning only one way. We talk about how barbers are stealing your hair for soup. We discuss how sentient doors can be true assholes. We lament how terrible it would be it water could not be contained. Finally, we bring it all down when we speak on the loneliness of an empty universe. Listen if you are out there.

Didgeridon't you just want to Didgeridive right into this Didgeridepisode? This week on this travesty Ian and Travis discuss what would happen if we only pooped once a year. Hurray... We talk about what could possibly happen after death. We debate the feelings of didgeridoos. We discuss the benefits of matriarchies. Finally, we throw all reason to the wind and debate nihilism. What does it matter anyway? I don't know. Listen or not. Who cares?

Ian and Travis at House Bader. Ian and Travis at House Bader! On this episode, Ian, Travis, and Darmok help parse some deep ideas. What if our teeth were like our penises? What would you do if you ended up in prison for a long time? What happens when Ian and Travis watch star trek before making a podcast? Would a reality show featuring elastic MMA fighters be as bonkers as it sounds? No is probably the answer to all of these question! Find out by listening.

The 4th awakens! is the subtitle for the fourth Sharknado movie. Did you know that? You will learn some about this in this episode. We also talk about super-powered color changes! We take a shot at hurumphing traffic signs. We discuss the finer points of Mr. Potato Head faces. Finally, we fly off into space when gravity stops affecting all humans. Strap on your lead shirts for this beautiful menagerie of our thoughts!