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Hey people! In this episode of Chaos Country, I'm hanging out with my best friend and very special Guest Amahri Cay McDougal, where we talk accidentally eating/drinking suspicious things as kids, identity, movies, and give y'all some life advice, cause why the hell not? Hope you guys enjoyed it, see you next time with an equally awesome guest.

For those of you who don't know Erika already, she's a musical artist with a youtube channel....https://www.youtube.com/user/emmalovefashion

and I hope to recreate and better an infamous song of hers... "occasional tear," https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdKoYN_Vbz8, because heck, I'm bored In quarantine, and WHY NOT. I'm very self-conscious, and I could do better, I know. debating whether to even post this, but since no one listens anymore, I thought, why the heck not subject myself to embarrassment? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm so sorry I've been gone for so long! I hope you enjoy this episode and a brief summarization of what's been going on behind the scenes. Exploring topics such as quarantine, art, and even my connection to Billie Eilish, (on a random and completely unnessascary tangent to create more entertainment and add time...) As always, have a nice day, and look out for more episodes to come! (If you still actually listen to me!)

Me and my bud, Stanley the Stanley, are here today to talk about serious issues, and then end up ranting about random stuff. Also featuring my stepmom, who is Irish (and everyone forgets that I am too!! *sharp inhale*) but that's not the point. Well, none of these have points. I also have sponser!!!!!!!!!!1 yay money. Tell you're friends about the podcast, and I'm happy too inform you we are now available on not one..not two..not three...not four...not five...not six...not seven....BUT EIGHT PLATFORMS NOW!!! woooooooooooooooooooooooo yee! 

Me and my guest star, FATHER is joining us!! he's hilarious, an actor, and super cool. and so is Shakespeare...speaking of which....ehem that's basically this entire episode! (besides your usual bloopers) and random babbling. Shakespeare is so relatable, and inspiring. His words dance across the page--and the stage. Literally, at the end of "the tempest" there's literally a fairy dance thing. So yeah, ENJOY!

Enjoy me ranting about politics and even more celebrities, and how happy I am that Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest are a thing. And listen to me jam out to tiny dancer for 30 seconds straight. Because that happened. the dance is tomorrow, which is very yay. Much many yays and anxiety hehe. Also, remember to tell everyone you know about this podcast! we're gaining listeners! The person on the cover is RON FRICKING SWANSON, the best fictional human I know, Also because of the reference and because of politics. Ah, gags.

*Insert name here* is truly a poopface scumbag, but that's not it, NO NO, I have guests! What!!! Insane.... I know.... I also talk about celebrities again, D&D, school experiences, and frozen two. Because why not? Also enjoy 12 or so seconds of strange bloopers at the very end!! Tell your friends about the podcasts, 'cause I need them LISTENERSSss! The person in the cover art is not me! I just googled nerd. SO YEETUS BURRITUS BOI BOIS.

Enjoy this random geek fest of me aweing over random pansexual celebs, taking a few moments to commemorate Kobe bryant's death out of the blue, and explain the differences between pansexuality and bisexuality. Because yes. I am pans. BOOOOOooosh.